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Most homes in the UK have hot and cold running water so there is no excuse for coming into work smelling of body odour (B.O.). There is nothing worse than sitting at a desk opposite the office smelly. I mean how difficult can it be to have a shower in the morning?
Practically every company up and down the country has one or more of these individuals. We have now come to dread the warm summer months, as this is when the foul stench from their unwashed bodies is at it’s most pungent. A combination of a stuffy room with no air con and the stale, sweaty body smell getting wafted around by a dozen desktop fans isn’t very pleasant. It’s at times like these you would happily exchange mister stinky for bad breath Bob from sales in a heartbeat, because at least he doesn’t start to smell worse as the day drags on.
I really cannot understand how some people can have such a low standard of cleanliness. I’m sure everyone has had one of those days where you have gone off to work, but forgotten to spray on some deodorant. At least you had a bath or a shower first though so it isn’t a big problem. The office smelly on the other hand, doesn’t know what a can of antiperspirant is and since he or she probably hasn’t bathed in weeks, nothing they spray on is every likely to produce the lynx effect.
Personally, I think it should be company policy to hose them down in the car park at least every other day. Maybe then the plants will get a chance to recover.