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British underclass ruin the nice weekend weather

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The summer has begun and with it comes the British underclass mating season in all its glory: shirts off, car windows down, obnoxious music blaring across peaceful gardens, cheap alcohol and no regard for anyone other than themselves.  The underclass brats will be up until midnight causing havoc in the street, while whichever 'uncle' is impregnating their mother gives them their first taste of strong lager at 5 years old.

Acres of disgusting pink flesh gets put on display like some tribal ritual.

On Monday, back at school the kids will tired and listless, while acres of disgusting pink flesh gets put on display like some tribal ritual.  It must be time to subject the underclass to some kind of curfew so that decent, working people can enjoy the nice weather without the grunting and shouting that passes for communication amongst this sub-species.

The British underclass - in the pub They aren't human in the real sense of the word

They aren't human in the real sense of the word, and until someone finds a use for them (drug testing? cancer research? a sterilisation programme?) then they should be kept locked up out of the way during those hours where working people need rest and relaxation.  They can come out during week days, and spend my tax money in their pubs if they must, but I don't want to see or her from them in the evenings or at weekends.

I work in a school and I see the effect these people are having on the children - it's not pretty but we're going to have to pay for it!

By: Frustrated C


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dandelion0709

dandelion0709

What an absolute snob the writer of this article is.
04/08/15 dandelion0709
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Canary

Canary

Wow. What a bunch of snooty, middle-class twats. Firstly, having grown up around this 'sub-species', you truly misunderstand the working class. These are the people who fix your boilers, pipes and leccy. These are the people who work as hard as they can to feed and clothe their children (and I'm not exaggerating: under Cameron's government, an estimated 13 million people live below the poverty line). These aren't 'layabouts'. These aren't 'scroungers'. These are people who have been layed off. They need to work, but there are simply no jobs anymore.

Secondly, 'they aren't human in the real sense of the word'? Hmm, let me think of the last time a group of people were referred to in such terms. I'm thinking, oh, I don't know, Hitler?

And lastly, they aren't bad people. They aren't 'disgusting'. It's really a shame you haven't stepped outside of Surrey except for the annual romp to Spain, because you'd meet some of the greatest people in the world. The average working class man is loyal and friendly. He does his bit. He looks after his kids. He loves his bird. He loves his mates. He's not thick. He's not book-clever, no. But he's wily. He's shrewd. But most of all, the working class man is passionate in a way the middle class never will be. He gets stuck in. God only knows what tomorrow might bring.

So stay behind your computer screen, regurgitating the latest episode of 'Shameless' or 'My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding', or whatever bit of exploitation you like to chuckle at of an evening. Know that we're all laughing back at you.
20/12/12 Canary
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Oi

Oi

Nothing like a bit of celebrity news and showbiz mince from a rag *cough cough* sorry newspaper that purports to be taken seriously.
12/02/12 Oi
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Stalag 14

Stalag 14

I try to enjoy as many female showbiz reporters as I can; hope the wife dosn't read this!
12/02/12 Stalag 14
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Oi

Oi

Enjoying the showbiz reporters no doubt?
12/02/12 Oi
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Stalag 14

Stalag 14

"how did your "chav" impersonation work out for you?
Did it stop you reading the daily mail?"

Nope, just made me realise what a bright discerning person I am and I can display that by reading the Daily Mail while travelling on the bus, bit like a peacock spreading its feathers.
12/02/12 Stalag 14
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Oi

Oi

So, stalag, how did your "chav" impersonation work out for you? Did it stop you reading the daily mail?
11/02/12 Oi
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Oi

Oi

Err, why? Enough of them already without 'apeing' them as well. See what I did there?
17/12/11 Oi
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Stalag 14

Stalag 14

PS
Me and the missus are going to put on some fake tattoos and I am going to wear a sweaty T-shirt when we go shopping in our local supermarket.

effing this effing that.
Yep got it all worked out.
16/12/11 Stalag 14
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Stalag 14

Stalag 14

Now the cold weather is here maybe they will stay indoors and do a bit less breeding, at least it will keep them off the streets.

I fear that my hopes may be dashed however as our local supermarket, with its low price beer, is infested with them stocking up for the weekend.

Here’s a thought, if I can’t avoid them maybe I should become one, a sort of camouflage, like mingling with the cows in a field.

“Gerrof” “what yo looking at” “weez me spliff” “what the f**** that, “you f*****”

yeah reckons I could fit in really well.

I'm going to give it a go from saturday, I'll start by buying The Star and a can of lager for breakfast
16/12/11 Stalag 14
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Oi

Oi

You know me, can't resist a rant at the sanctimonious old Daily Fail.

Showbiz Reporters oooooooohhhh mince mince mince!
Cheryl the nation's sweetheart.... in purgatory maybe ;-)

Anyway, back on topic - how to get rid of the scum?
16/12/11 Oi
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Stalag 14

Stalag 14

Oi
The Daily Mail key fits perfectly!
Hope I havn't broken your spring by winding it so tight.
16/12/11 Stalag 14
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Stalag 14

Stalag 14

If they read the Daily Mail I’m sure that they would all become hardworking fruitful members of society as only “hardworking fruitful members of society” read it as it is completely lacking in the dross that’s in other newspapers.

Could it be that reading all the krap influences their brain, classical conditioning, (Pavlov’s dogs anyone) although in their case they salivate on seeing page three.

If I read all the krap I’m sure that I too would think that the real world as as depicted in the Rags, where as I know that the world is as depicted in the Daily Mail, how could it be otherwise?
16/12/11 Stalag 14
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MikeP

MikeP

You could add uncontrolled immigration, and whereas many of the immigrants are far better than the homegrown scum, plenty of them are troublemakers and parasites who hang around intimidating innocent people.

There is also the argument that the harder working immigrants take jobs away from the locals. I'm not sure about that one as it seems there is a massive sub-stratum of society who wouldn't work whatever the incentive might be.
15/12/11 MikeP
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Oi

Oi

Good call. These scum are rapidly overtaking everyone in this country and primary reason that they are: they're allowed to. And to those who label them 'working class' couldn't be more wrong - they are nothing to do with decent working class people.
Police: Handcuffed (excuse the pun) with endless paperwork and ACPO politically correct do-gooders preventing them for doing their basic duties=catching villains.
Courts: With some notable exceptions, extremely lenient punishments which serve as zero deterrent
Prisons: Seemily a soft option compared to what it was in 60's/70's - replete with games rooms and televisions etc.
Government: Too weak to deal with the problem at source, employment, training and proper means tested benefits.
Media: Constantly churning out brain-dead 'entertainment' - parades of vacuous, facile and talentless 'celebs' which is lapped up by the impressionable masses.

It really is a bloody disgrace.
15/12/11 Oi
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