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It's 'company policy', words we all dread to hear

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If there is anything most likely to make me reach for my imaginary revolver, it is these two words.  Without exception,'Company Policy'; is contrary to the best interests of the consumer.

It is designed to maximise profit for the company and minimise value for money to the consumer.  Apparently value for money isn't what we should expect and certainly not something we should take for granted any more.

It is formulated to enable the company to diminish the customer's statutory rights wherever possible, to condone wrongdoing on the part of its employees, and to deplete wherever possible that duty of care which it owes to its clients.

It is formulated to enable the company to frustrate poorly drafted and inadequately enforceable Acts of Parliament, such as the Data Protection Act, the Sale of Goods Act, and the Trade Descriptions Act and, whenever challenged, to fight tooth and nail to prevent the customer receiving that which is his by right.

Words we all dread to hear, company policy It is 'Company Policy' not to give out an employees name, even when they have been unhelpful, are unfamiliar with consumer law, or indeed their own products, or have given misleading or incorrect advice.  You must take this up with the manufacturer Sir!

It is 'Company policy' always to deny liability, not to return telephone calls, and fail to address more than half the issues raised in letters of complaint.  Indeed, it is often company policy to deny receipt of such letters.  Does this sound like a familiar story?

My advice is, whenever you hear those words spoken...

'Company Policy' is an abomination.  My advice is, whenever you hear those words spoken against you, to launch a tirade of invective against the Muppet responsible for their issuance.  My favourite counter is to state in terms that are completely unambiguous that, whenever 'company policy' is in conflict with my best interests, I shall expect my interests to prevail.


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I work for the council and they are certain issues that when they occur and customers want me to do something about it I cannot as alot of it are issues out of my control. for example if we get told a person's bin has had contamination I cannot send someone out tio empty it unless the person pays the £12 contamination charge or they have to wait 2 weeks or we can have a supervisor of the correct team. I tell people it is counil policy and therre really is nothing else I can do.
20/10/14 ??
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fineonmyown

fineonmyown

My bugbear catchword at work is "teamwork", that wonderfull little joined up word that allows lazy and incompetent to hitch a free ride upon the backs of the strong and able.
29/07/13 fineonmyown
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Zmidponk

Zmidponk

It's interesting that you think 'invective against the Muppet responsible for their issuance' actually gets you anywhere or serves any purpose whatsoever. It does not. All it does is it makes the person you're speaking to think you're an asshole. If whatever part of 'company policy' that is being quoted at you is unacceptable to you, don't spout invective at the frontline staff - complain to the people who can maybe, possibly change it, which are the upper-level management and/or company executives. Otherwise, the frontline staff will be thinking you're an asshole because you ARE an asshole.
28/07/13 Zmidponk
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Rogue's View

Rogue's View

I am sure I will get aggression for this, but...
Though I do agreed with the 'Company Policy' line is very annoying. Especially when overly used by idiots and busy body's.
But when you are the one who has to say it because Your Company has decreed it, its not always your choice, you can not change policy, though that would be nice.
I do understand why most company's do have the "It is 'Company Policy' not to give out an employees; name,", as this can be followed by stalking and harassment that can get violent. I've seen it at my Old job as a "care assistant" with a credit card company(git company). We even has a guy turn up outside out building with "mates" to "sort em out".
20/04/12 Rogue's View
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Fred E

Fred E

Just an afterthought. If they really wanted to waste a load of dosh and be very silly they could always replace the desktop PCs with APPLES.
19/04/12 Fred E
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Fred E

Fred E

I was just wondering Disgruntled if you enquired as to why a school would prefer laptops over desktops. I can think of many reasons why desktops would be preferable but not many reasons to prefer laptops. Obviously laptops are portable but I would have thought that would mean they were more likely to disappear. If any part of a desktop fails it can be quickly and cheaply replaced. I have kept a fleet of desktop going for years on peanuts. There does seem to be a move to using mobile devices without much thought these days.
19/04/12 Fred E
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Oi

Oi

Two words: British Gas.

That is all that needs to be said.
18/04/12 Oi
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grumpyoldwoman

grumpyoldwoman

The "company policy" that really gets to me is when a company phones me and then asks me to answer some security questions.

I always say "hang on, YOU called ME, shouldn't it be up to you to prove who you are?". Unless I think it's harmless to speak to them I explain that won't, unless they prove who they are, as they could be anybody.

This really throws them (it's not on the script); sometimes I ask if they think I'm a burglar who stopped robbing the house to answer phone.

When we're all being told not to give out any information on the phone to anyone unless we're certain of who they are this "company policy" really is mad.
18/04/12 grumpyoldwoman
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Jethro

Jethro

Nice one Boblet, I also adopt this aproach with unsolicited phone calls, but I also ask for the callers Name, date of birth, and a ring back phone number so as to verifie thier identity. Needlessly to say, they do not like it at all, Iv'e had a couple of twerps loose it completly.
18/04/12 Jethro
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Disgruntled

Disgruntled

As a professional repair technician, I was carrying out some repairs to an Acer Laptop and needed access to the schematic circuit diagram. I contacted ACER UK requesting a copy of the diagram, only to be told that it was 'Company Policy' not to release this information to independent repairers. As a result, I was unable to effect the repair and the laptop was scrapped.
In addition to my work as an independent repair technician, I also look after the computers in several schools' IT departments. Two of the schools are currently considering replacing their ageing Desktop PCs with Laptops, and the heads of these departments asked my opinion as to brands of Laptops. I related my experience with ACER UK and advised them against purchasing ACER Laptops and they agreed. Considering the number of Laptops involved, and ACER UK's restrictive policy, they have lost many thousands of pounds business.
I advised ACER UK of my actions, but to date, have not received any response..........
18/04/12 Disgruntled
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Boblet

Boblet

Company Policy. "This conversation may be recorded" Is similarly irritating to me, My answer is, I tell the person that I am speaking to that I am also recording our conversation. The reactions I get are remarkable. TalkTalk hung up on me. To quote Corporal Jones "They don't like it up em"
18/04/12 Boblet
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