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Sticky fingerprints all over my computer screen

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I’ve got one of these lovely shiny new TFT monitors and one of my colleagues has just committed the ultimate sin.  Yes that’s right, he has just gone and poked it with his finger and left a lovely big smear on the screen.  It’s one of those things that really wind me up, even more so when I’ve only had the monitor five minutes!

I was just sitting there admiring my desktop viewed at an impressive resolution of 1600 x 1200 when this Luddite decides to poison my lovely new display with his greasy mitts.  He then proceeded to do it again, and again, and again as he referred to various cells on a spreadsheet that we were collaborating on.  I can tell you, by the time he walked away from my desk I was absolutely fuming!  Partly because he’s an idiot and I can’t stand working with him anyway, but mainly because I then had to go off and find some screen cleaner to remove the offending trail of fingerprints!

I couldn’t just leave it the way it was you see.  I would just end up distracted by all the blemishes spoiling that otherwise clean surface.

Finger prints on the TFT monitor Before anyone jumps to the wrong conclusions, I don’t have a compulsive disorder.  I just like a clean and tidy workstation and I don’t think it’s much to ask that people leave my screen alone. What on earth possesses people to do this?  I find it difficult to believe that they can’t point at something without having to actually touch it!

I used to work in an office and there was this one fellow who never ever cleaned his screen in the two years or so that I was there.  He was guilty of poking his finger at it from time to time as well, and he didn’t seem to care when other people did either.  It was absolutely filthy.  It was obvious enough when the display was turned on, but when it was switched off you could really see how disgusting it had become.


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BeCool

BeCool

same problem happend with me. but this not that much big problem. TFTs are not that much importent then our coleges our childrens our love and curing peoples.
20/04/09 BeCool
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sunrise

sunrise

Go and buy any cheap CD cleaning system. You'll probably find a spray with Isopropyl Alcohol as well. It's cheap and perfect. That's not for your screen only :)
16/09/08 sunrise
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jim bob

jim bob

How do you clean a tft screen with out using a tissue,spray,wet cloth?
20/01/08 jim bob
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well mate

well mate

why would you want to throw your monitor away and get a new one when you can just simply wipe your tft screen carefully.It is very disturbing when you say ''keep a knife beside you and chop off peoples fingers when they touch your screen''.
20/01/08 well mate
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Mooch

Mooch

This has got to be one of my pet hates too. The screen toucher! Argh! Why, oh why do people insist on jabbing the screen with their grubby paws when pointing something out? For goodness sakes just point roughly in the direction you want me to look. If you're articulate enough I can probably work it out!
04/09/07 Mooch
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US_Saves_UK_(Again)

US_Saves_UK_(Again)

Cleaning Instructions: Mix Isopropyl alcohol and distilled water in equal parts (50/50) inside an empty Windex-like bottle. Do not use tap water! Doing so will leave white smears on your screen after cleaning it up because of the dissolved minerals inside the water. When finished mixing, just close the bottle using the "spray" adaptor that comes attached to it.

Next, you will need to find a good, soft piece of microfiber cloth to clean your display. Avoid paper tissues at all cost! Using those on your screen would be just like scrubbing sandpaper on it and may scratch it permanently. You wouldn't want to do that right?

Now that we have everything we need, start by turning off your screen. Dampen your piece of soft cloth with your cleaning mixture and then wipe the display gently from top to bottom. Never spray liquid directly onto the LCD. When you're done, wait a few minutes to let your screen dry, and then turn it back on. Voila, you're done! Your screen should now be sparkling clean.
15/07/07 US_Saves_UK_(Again)
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unlimitedlooks

unlimitedlooks

its better to throw it away and get new one. for the next time always keep a knife besides your TFT to cut idiot's figures you can nut your figure also if it touches TFT:)
12/07/07 unlimitedlooks
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yoyo

yoyo

"I apologize if this sounds short-tempered, but when there are starving children all over the world, women and children alike getting beaten to death by abusive husbands, muderers running rampant, and any other horror that one can imagine fingerprints on a computer screen seems just a bit self-centered."

That's a bit ridiculous, really. To compare a computer monitor to all those things in the first place..
But then, most of us are generic work drones. There's not alot we can do about starving children in third world countries, but by god we can protect the pristine condition of our monitors.

I agree with the griper though. It's so frustrating to have something nice, for it to be damaged or ruined by someone within 5 minutes.
24/05/07 yoyo
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Not Mother Teresa

Not Mother Teresa

Solving world hunger, disease, war, and all that stuff is virtually impossible to solve. Otherwise, these scourges would have been dealt with long ago. People tend to whine about local problems for which there is probably a solution. That way there is at least a hope that the individual's world might be improved, even if it's just a little bit. Making a comparison between death and destruction vs a dirty monitor seems a tad unfair, and one might be tempted to take this argument to some exterme where absolutely *nothing* matters except to stop world hunger et al. I suspect posters such as War Baby might be a bit hypocritical if they have ever worried about a small personal matter, whether it is a dirty monitor or what to get your wife for her birthday.
14/03/07 Not Mother Teresa
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Valkyria

Valkyria

I totally understand your point...stupid people at my office keep touching my screen and I really really want to cut their fingers off their annoying hands!!! you´re right, it's YOUR monitor...people shouldn't even come near to it...next time smack the idiot in the back of his head :-)
08/12/06 Valkyria
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Technophobe

Technophobe

Wiredvortex, Put it in the washing machine, 40 degrees, wool spin cycle ~ when it comes out it will not have any fingerprints.
20/09/06 Technophobe
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Rudiger

Rudiger

Anyway, while the whingers give all their worldly goods away to solve the world's problems, does anyone have any helpful advice to offer about dealing with manky tft screens?
19/08/06 Rudiger
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el lobo

el lobo

It's weird how some hypocrites are offended by your complaining. Maybe they are the people who always need to touch what they're pointing at?

Anyway, isopropyl alcohol diluted with de-ionized water works well with those nasty spots. Wipe with soft cloth.
05/07/06 el lobo
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Wiredvortex

Wiredvortex

I'm sad. On my tft there is lot of spots from my mouth. and I lost my tft(lcd) manual. Why is that? The reason is: I lost many manuals. I was crusing over the globe to find how to wipe it, but no result. Please help me. I love my tft.
03/07/06 Wiredvortex
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War baby

War baby

Just watched a war documentary...people suffering, losing family and friends, getting wounded and dying all for the freedom of later generations...so they can whine about fingerprints on a VDU??? The mind boggles!
12/06/06 War baby
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