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Comic Relief and televised charity events a rip off?

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First of all, let me say that Im not a bah humbug kind of guy and would like to think that I am just as charitable (if not more so) than the next guy.  I always buy into all the Comic Relief and Children in need stuff as its just been the normal thing to do ever since I was a child.  I would guess that the same is true for a lot of people out there.

But when I look around and even do some research on the Internet, I still see lots of the kind of things we have been paying to put a stop to for about the last 20 years now.  And not only that, I have never seen one thing to suggest that the money is really being spent in the way we are told.

So where are all these kids that we have allegedly helped?  In Africa?  Although it is conveniently very far away I don't think for one minute that tiny bore hole in the ground costs 10 million a year to maintain!  I see all this money being collected but have no idea where it is actually being spent, because it certainly isnt anywhere near me.  If I could just see a bit more evidence of the good being done then perhaps I would not be so suspicious.

A clown face, red nose day, Comic Relief Comic Relief... So where is the other 30p going to?

Now theres another thing that makes me feel a bit uneasy about this situation.  The television and radio companies (BBC radio is the worst) charge you £1 if you send a text to them, with 70p of this money going to Comic Relief.  Err excuse me, so where is the other 30p going to?

I'm pretty good at arithmetic (taps away on the calculator) and I reckon that 30% of all the money from these texts must add up quite a pretty penny.  Why should we be asked to give generously when there are companies out there using these events to make a hefty profit? Surely they can do it at a reduced rate for Comic Relief?  Why can't a larger portion or even better all of the money go to the people who REALLY need it?  Oh no, of course not because its not the big companies that stick their hands in their pockets; thats a job for us - the "paying" public.

I really do think that by simply doing the easy thing and giving to Comic Relief just to ease your conscience is actually taking money away from the real charities that could use our help.  Does anyone else agree?

By: Jimmy Wyld


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Proud & Loud

Proud & Loud

After Sur Lenny told me not to, I don't
22/03 Proud & Loud
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Don't give

Don't give

All charities are self serving, if the presenters dont get paid they get bottomless expense accounts.
17/03 Don't give
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Disgruntled

Disgruntled

Couldn’t agree with you more. Although not all the celebrities appearing on the show get paid for the show, they do get paid to go over to Africa etc, and it's not doing them any harm by appearing. I would have more respect for them if every one of them gave a sizable donation to the charity themselves, instead of begging us to donate when we see very little evidence of where the £millions donated over the years has gone so far.
#comicreliefhashaditsday
15/03 Disgruntled
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Skint Rik

Skint Rik

There are 165000 registered charities in the UK possibly more,most of which receive government funding.Comic relief has been allocated £6 million match fund so as it stands every tax payer in the UK donates to all registered charities.The point being I have been paying income tax for the last 55 years so I think I have given enough to charity.I don't have a say in how the government spends my tax deduction but I can opt out of giving to charity.
02/03 Skint Rik
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Fergus Walsh, R.O.I.

Fergus Walsh, R.O.I.

Free publicity and increased profile for the celebs not to mention a virtuous addition on the CV. Nice chance to see all the gang and do a bit of networking followed by a good free feed and piss up.Yeah lets not forget about the fees and 30% admin costs filched by the beeb. Why does the BBC need to operate an entire department dedicated to an activity easier than falling off a log.An activity so free of toil there are millions of people quite willing to share the burden of said toil. Giving away money is quite easy made all the easier by said money being not yours. It is a racket,a scam,a well organised and very shiny revenue gathering rip off .The comic caper even sports has it's own CEO on the charitable salary of
200,000 k a year. Fuck me , she must put in some air miles to Africa for that money. Wonder how many emaciated waifs she brings home each trek/safari.
19/03/23 Fergus Walsh, R.O.I.
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Grumble

Grumble

Comic relief resurrected Henry's career. It's all done to get into the public eye if you are a failing celb
19/01/23 Grumble
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Tombox50

Tombox50

All these charities are disgusting rspca ceo 122thousand quid a year disgusting you'd of thought he'd of said it's too much I can live on 40 grand a year plough the difference back into the charity I don't give a penny to any charity after finding out what the top brass earn no charity is fit for purpose
25/11/22 Tombox50
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Disgusted

Disgusted

BBC should scrap air time to the money grabbing "so-called " celebs!
19/03/22 Disgusted
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Monty

Monty

They are all ripeoff merchants, most CEO are on £100,000.
Stopped giving to large charities years agoo
21/03/21 Monty
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Jiggers

Jiggers

Please watch 8 videos of Jim Nduruchi
Where is Comic Relief
01/03/21 Jiggers
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FedUpOfItAll

FedUpOfItAll

Children I Need ever penny they get especially when they pay their CEO £188,990 pa.
28/10/20 FedUpOfItAll
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FedUpOfItAll

FedUpOfItAll

Cannot see why they need all that money when the Barclay Bank adverts show only people with a dark complexion banking there.
28/10/20 FedUpOfItAll
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jaybee

jaybee

I always feel guilty about NOT giving to Comic Relief even though I donate by direct debit to several charities each month and to DEC appeals from time to time.
05/09/20 jaybee
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pam

pam

agree
17/03/19 pam
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BurnTheWorld

BurnTheWorld

I worked in a special needs school for years and every year the pupils would raise money for children in need. It's an odd sight to see some pretty messed up kids raising money for children in need when these are the children in need. Over the years I don't recall the school having any aid from children in need and they dealt with a fair few external bodies.
In addition I had a friend whose sister got a job for £45k a year for one of the leading oversea aid charities. The job entailed flying out to Africa and meeting up with some security guards who then drove her to some remote village a couple of hundred mailes away to witness a local woman and child having possesion of some grain in order to show it was getting to the right place. She would do this four or five times a year.
There seems to be a lot of overhead for a little bit of grain.
This is just a short comment so I won't go into all the people who feed off these donations but celebrities are actually paid to go to Africa to film these clips as I know someone who worked at the BBC who infoemed and it runs into thousands of pounds.
Lenny Henry is a C**T.
28/02/19 BurnTheWorld
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