In praise of the horse
17-May-2008
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In praise of the horse

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I would like to gripe about people who complain about horses being ridden on our roads (and those even smaller-minder citizens who have complained about what they leave behind.  My answer to them is as follows.

Horse Picture: Barcelona, spanish mounted police

Pause for a few moments and consider the fate of Homo Sapiens without the helping hoof of his friend The Horse.

There would be no roads or cars

A pretty pointless task really, because you wouldn’t be reading this in the first place, but for the existence of The Horse.  There would have been no roads, no cars, no industrial revolution, no modern farming (kicked off by the horse-drawn plough).  Mankind without the co-operation of The Horse would be so far removed from where we are today that it is barely conceivable.

Some might argue the world would be a far better place without the internal combustion engine, but that still doesn’t detract anything at all from the importance of The Horse – indeed it adds to it because, just as in pre-motorised vehicle days, The Horse would have remained the only form of transport.

Ipso facto I think it just a tad unreasonable to moan and whine about horses being present on the thoroughfares of Great Britain. No Horse, no Great, just Britannia – doesn’t quite have the same ring does it?  Without The Horse, there would BE no roads.  An interesting fact, but one I was unaware of until told by a police officer, is that horses actually have Right of Way over motorised transport.  Strictly speaking, when a horse is being ridden along the road, ALL motorised traffic should halt until the horse has passed.  I think therefore it speaks volumes for the reasonableness of horse riders that they do not insist on this procedure, but go to some time-consuming and expensive lengths to ensure that they are highly visible on the road and that they, their horse and other road users are safe.

The Horse, quite frankly, has earned the right to a little respect don’t you think?  Is it too much to ask to take what are literally seconds out of our busy schedules to slow down and pass horses wide and slow when you meet them out on the road?  If your answer to this is along the lines of “yes, why should I?” then can I suggest that you read an excellent little book by Jilly Cooper called “Animals in War”.  It describes in horrific and graphic detail how, in times of war, The Horse has laid down his life time and time again for us in battle.  The culmination of the “warhorse” in this country was WWI.  Anybody reading what happened to these noble beasts left behind to die slowly of starvation, thirst and suffocation in the mud and horror of the Trenches will, I promise, move the hardest heart to tears.

Horse picture: Little and Large

Just remember, when you next curse some law-abiding citizen for holding you up on the road for a few brief seconds, or your gas guzzler is spattered with horse droppings, or even if you skid on a pile on your motorbike because you were racing round the country lanes too fast to be able to negotiate it and have come a cropper.  Just pause, take a deep breath and thank God not only for those hundreds of thousands of brave men who laid down their lives for us their forebears, but for The Horse who bore them into battle, pulled their guns and carted their rations.

Horse picture: Horses in a field

And unlike the lucky men who came home, there was nothing like that for The Horse; he was left to die alone, cold and hungry in the mud, wondering why The Man to whom he had been so loyal had deserted him in his hour of need.  Makes you think, doesn’t it?  So please, when next you pass a rider, slow down, if it looks safe to do so, then pass wide and slow; if the horse is obviously nervous, then wait patiently behind, not revving your engine, until either the horse has calmed down, or the rider signals you to pass.

Following this courtesy and kindness, should you fail to receive at least a smile and a nod from the rider (remember horses can be a real handful, and it is often not safe to let go a rein to raise a hand in thanks), by all means berate that rider and point out that the noble beast he/she is riding deserves better.  A nod or a smile costs nothing, as my old mum would say!



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*info@bitbankpk.com  05-Feb-2008 17:59

 
Horses can be relied upon to fart at the most inopportune moments - very loudly and usually very gaseously!
*Nikki  22-Aug-2007 18:29

 
Me and my friend Graham were feeding grass to 2 shire horses when we were about 11. We hung over the five barred gate to attract their attention and they came over for about 10 minutes.

Then they turned away going back to another part of the field. Next thing we heard, for a good 10 seconds, was a loud fart. I blamed the horse, my friend thought it was me! We laughed and we laughed 'til it ran down our legs. One of the funniest moments of my life. So thank you the 2 shire horses, you filthy creatures!
*Chris  22-Aug-2007 09:17

 
GET LOST CRUD!!

if you have nothing nice to say about horses then why talk at all, read the title-----in PRAISE of the horse??
Not French horse butchering 101. now that that's out of the way,
I love horses soo much! I love everything about them! They are so beautiful, reliable and trustworthy I don't know how I would live without them :-D
*iolanda  20-Jun-2007 17:13

 
LOL !!

I ate a home made cp only yesterday - it tasted delicious !!
*Nikki  20-Jun-2007 12:42

 
Nikki, one wonders what all those hand-made Cornish pasties ae actually comprised of.
*Crud  19-Jun-2007 22:13

 
Your point being Crud? If it is to shock or upset horse lovers, then I for one am unshockable and am no hypocrit. I eat meat, and have doubtless eaten horse without knowing it. I have eaten donkey and it was a bit tough but very tasty. I wouldn't go out of my way to eat horse, but I see no reason why not.
*Nikki  19-Jun-2007 20:37

 
I liked the French market at first, it was picturesque, but after a while it just seemed to be a honeypot drawing out the nouveau-riche middle class, who normally keep themselves hidden, to buy overpriced horse meat that seemed a bit better for a dusting of flour.

You just ignore the fact that the butcher is in that lorry over there, because French butchers in lorries are obviously so much better than anything we can come up with her. The French market is probably good though if you like eating parts of animals tied up attractively in string and given a nice grey elephantine crust.

How do you say how much are your horse's knackers in French?

The modern French taste for horse meat dates from the Battle of Eylau in 1807, when the surgeon-in-chief of Napoleon's Grand Army, Baron Dominique-Jean Larrey, advised the starving troops to eat the flesh of horses that had died on the battlefield. The cavalry used breastplates as cooking pans and gunpowder as seasoning, and thus founded a tradition.

In 1866 the first butcher's shop specialising in horse meat opened in eastern Paris, providing quality meat at lower prices. During the Siege of Paris of 1870-71, horse meat was eaten by anyone who could afford it due to a shortage of fresh meat in the blockaded city.

Around 50,000 horses are slaughtered each year in one abattoir in Illinois and two in Texas for export to Europe, Mexico, or Japan.
*Stud is crud  19-Jun-2007 19:25

 
As long as no one thinks they can complain on this gripe im happy happy happy to talk about my love of horses.


and by the way you post some great gripes.
*iolanda  19-Jun-2007 19:01

 
Thank you Iolanda - I thought it was rather good too! One of my better postings.
*Nikki  18-Jun-2007 19:13

 
Thank you nikki! a good clear message, and anyway will whoever wants to complain please look at thetitle IN PRAISE OF THE HORSE? This is a gripe put up to show our love for horses so anyone who wants to complain Take it somewhere else and come back when you have something nice and respectful to say!
*iolanda  18-Jun-2007 14:35

 
Can you imagine trying to make a horse do something it doesn't want to do!! Do you know how much they weigh? I had a very stubborn Dutch Warmblood who must have weighed nearly a ton, and there was no way that that animal was a slave - just the opposite! Silly old git, if he didn't want to do something, he would not do it, but he just loved to be ridden, would gallop like a dream, but was always sensible, very safe in traffic, but no way was he a slave. I suggest you go and do some research about the relationship between horse and rider before you make wild statements about matters which you clearly know absolutely nothing about.
*Nikki  15-Jun-2007 13:56


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