In praise of the horse
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I would like to gripe about people who complain about horses being ridden on our roads (and those even smaller-minder citizens who have complained about what they leave behind.  My answer to them is as follows.

Horse Picture: Barcelona, spanish mounted police

Pause for a few moments and consider the fate of Homo Sapiens without the helping hoof of his friend The Horse.

There would be no roads or cars

A pretty pointless task really, because you wouldn’t be reading this in the first place, but for the existence of The Horse.  There would have been no roads, no cars, no industrial revolution, no modern farming (kicked off by the horse-drawn plough).  Mankind without the co-operation of The Horse would be so far removed from where we are today that it is barely conceivable.

Some might argue the world would be a far better place without the internal combustion engine, but that still doesn’t detract anything at all from the importance of The Horse – indeed it adds to it because, just as in pre-motorised vehicle days, The Horse would have remained the only form of transport.

Ipso facto I think it just a tad unreasonable to moan and whine about horses being present on the thoroughfares of Great Britain. No Horse, no Great, just Britannia – doesn’t quite have the same ring does it?  Without The Horse, there would BE no roads.  An interesting fact, but one I was unaware of until told by a police officer, is that horses actually have Right of Way over motorised transport.  Strictly speaking, when a horse is being ridden along the road, ALL motorised traffic should halt until the horse has passed.  I think therefore it speaks volumes for the reasonableness of horse riders that they do not insist on this procedure, but go to some time-consuming and expensive lengths to ensure that they are highly visible on the road and that they, their horse and other road users are safe.

The Horse, quite frankly, has earned the right to a little respect don’t you think?  Is it too much to ask to take what are literally seconds out of our busy schedules to slow down and pass horses wide and slow when you meet them out on the road?  If your answer to this is along the lines of “yes, why should I?” then can I suggest that you read an excellent little book by Jilly Cooper called “Animals in War”.  It describes in horrific and graphic detail how, in times of war, The Horse has laid down his life time and time again for us in battle.  The culmination of the “warhorse” in this country was WWI.  Anybody reading what happened to these noble beasts left behind to die slowly of starvation, thirst and suffocation in the mud and horror of the Trenches will, I promise, move the hardest heart to tears.

Horse picture: Little and Large

Just remember, when you next curse some law-abiding citizen for holding you up on the road for a few brief seconds, or your gas guzzler is spattered with horse droppings, or even if you skid on a pile on your motorbike because you were racing round the country lanes too fast to be able to negotiate it and have come a cropper.  Just pause, take a deep breath and thank God not only for those hundreds of thousands of brave men who laid down their lives for us their forebears, but for The Horse who bore them into battle, pulled their guns and carted their rations.

Horse picture: Horses in a field

And unlike the lucky men who came home, there was nothing like that for The Horse; he was left to die alone, cold and hungry in the mud, wondering why The Man to whom he had been so loyal had deserted him in his hour of need.  Makes you think, doesn’t it?  So please, when next you pass a rider, slow down, if it looks safe to do so, then pass wide and slow; if the horse is obviously nervous, then wait patiently behind, not revving your engine, until either the horse has calmed down, or the rider signals you to pass.

Following this courtesy and kindness, should you fail to receive at least a smile and a nod from the rider (remember horses can be a real handful, and it is often not safe to let go a rein to raise a hand in thanks), by all means berate that rider and point out that the noble beast he/she is riding deserves better.  A nod or a smile costs nothing, as my old mum would say!



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Yet another Dunning-Kruger, fact challenged individual mentioned 'road tax'. NOBODY pays 'road tax'. Road Tax was abolished by Winston Churchill in 1937. Roads are funded out of general taxation. Vehicle excise duty is a licence to pollute. The idiocy of those who whine-on about cyclists and horse riders not paying 'road tax', don't realist that band 'A' to 'D' cars, those that emit 130g/km of [fossil] CO2 or less are subject to zero Vehicle Excise Duty.
Since this is about fossil CO2, pedal cycles, cyclists and horses emit none and are exempt.

Google: Changes to vehicle tax from April 2010
http://www.direct.gov.uk/en/Motoring/OwningAVehicle/HowToTaxYourVehicle/DG_172916

If you don't understand the significance of FOSSIL CO2 and why limiting is vital, then you need to read this:
Google: human CO2 site:www.skepticalscience.com/
*Generalist  26-Aug-2010 18:31

 
I agree that all horses owners should have their horses insured but I dont see why they should have to pay road tax.whatever next-pedestrians and cyclists?maybe gran on her mobility scooter? roads are used much more frequently by cars and other vehicles resulting in the councils constant expense of repairs.vehicles also damage the environment and use up the space on the roads when parked etc.how on earth can you expect road tax to be paid for animals.would you expect a farmer to pay road tax for each and every one of his cows because he regularly has to walk them up the road to his other paddock?
*cw  21-Aug-2010 16:39

 
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*Ikram  04-Dec-2009 18:47

 
But I'm not saying that Jim. I have always said riders should pay road tax, and definitely should have at least 3rd party insurance. The fouling is a bit more difficult ... we can hardly stick a giant cork up our horses' bottoms! They go when they want to go, you cannot train a horse ... like you can a dog ... to go in a certain place. You can indeed go back after your ride and clear up after your horse ... if you know where he went! Horses don't suddenly announce to their riders "just about to have a dump Mum!". They just go, even at the canter, and frequently you have no idea that they have been! So difficult to go back and pick up.

My husband has been riding motorbikes since he was a nipper, he is now 60, and he has never ever come a cropper through horse poo. Oil, yes, diesel on the road yes, but never horse or cow poo, and he has lived in the country all his life. And is a horse rider like myself. He does not tank along country roads so fast that he cannot see a ruddy great pile of the stuff on the road, he drives such that he can take evasive action if necessary.
*Nikki  10-Aug-2009 18:36

 
Sorry, but what a load of biased, waffling horse s*#t.

I'm not saying what you have written isnt based in fact, the truth is that its a vaguely interesting, if slightly spurious in places, summary of the history of the horse in the UK. However, this rationale simply doesnt stand up to scrutiny. Anyone can justify anything by saying its been going on for years; see bear baiting, burning witches and cock fighting. All perfectly legal not so long ago during the very same period you hark back to in your article. I don't think that the argument 'horses should be allowed to foul the public highway, not pay tax and not have to have insurance, because....they always have done!!" really stands up, do you?

I suspect you are railing against 'small minded' people (like me) who object to being thrown from my motorcycle after going through a non-tax paying animal's excretia, perhaps you should actually read the article in question properly and try riding a bike through your horse's dumps, so you really know what you're talking about.

That article is NOT calling for horses to be removed from the public highway, nor is it in anyway disrespecting the glorious history of the horse, it is asking horse riders and owners to pay road tax and insurance (for the same reasons everybody else has to) and that they should be discouraged from leaving lumps of manure on the road for safety reasons. That's all.

I am afraid that you have just read whatever you wanted to read, not what is actually written.
*Jim van 'dam  10-Aug-2009 16:59

 
Flattery will get you nowhere, Karlos !

Well, maybe ... if you keep trying ...

Every word you say is totally true, of course !

This site won't allow me to post this, and I can't think why ... I haven't sworn, or been rude. Hopefully, this will work !
*Nikki  03-Aug-2009 18:02

 
In my experience only the most attractive women are called Nikki.

Whats your excuse!!!
*karlosthejackel  20-Jul-2009 13:44

 
O my, what a wit you are Karlos.

Very drole. Very original. I am busting my breeches here (chortle chortle chortle).
*Nikki  14-Jul-2009 22:12

 
Horse burgers are spot on!

Most tasty!

I was left feeling a little hoarse though! (chortle chortle)
*karlosthejackel  10-Jul-2009 11:39

 
I note with interest that you state that the "modern" taste for horse meat comes fromthe battle of Eylau (February 1807).
I think the taste for anything dead, within reason, dates back to the ancient times. There were never any horse graves after a great battle; the reason being that most were either used for food or for other perposes.
Regards,
Graham.
*Nolan12  04-Jun-2008 22:12

 
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*info@bitbankpk.com  05-Feb-2008 17:59

 
Horses can be relied upon to fart at the most inopportune moments - very loudly and usually very gaseously!
*Nikki  22-Aug-2007 18:29


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