The French and their food
02-September-2010
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Only the French could be so arrogant and ignorant at the same time about food.

They believe they do everything best.  Food is just one small example.  What they are good at is promoting themselves, but it's mostly hot air (they did invent the hot air balloon after all!)

In France you get the same boring overpriced dross served up with a scowl in nearly all the restaurants unless you go to either an ethnic place, or one of the top price ones where they look down their noses at you if you give the keys of anything less than a Lamborghini to the parking valet.

Escargots, the French and their food...

Anorexic portions of poor quality food tarted up and disguised by fancy sauces and names, on attractive plates, obviously fool most of the people most of the time, despite (or because of?) the exorbitant prices.  Mediocre French wines are presented with reverence and pride to people unaware that at least 6 other countries produce far better wines at a fraction of the price.  Perhaps they are just misled by the one thing that the French really are good at, which is marketing themselves and their products.

I'm sorry France, rest on your faded laurels like an aging whore if you want to, but the rest of the world realises that not everyone wants to eat slugs, diseased cirrhotic goose livers and raw mince meat ..... sorry that would be ‘escargots’, ‘pate de foie gras’ and ‘steak tartare’, saying it with a French accent doesn't make it any less repulsive.

A snail is only a slug with a shell, and the way foie gras is made involves the most appalling cruelty.

By: MikeP


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*grumpyoldwoman  22-Aug-2010 18:55

 
Could admin please give me the address of the person who is posting in mine and MikeP's posting names?

Could their computer be blanked off from posting on here?
*Gainsborough lad.  22-Aug-2010 18:49

 
I remember visiting Paris once and paying 300 francs for a Transvestite Prostitute to insert Snails and Froglegs into my back passage, we then did the Cancan together near the Eiffel Tower.
*Gainsborough lad  22-Aug-2010 13:33

 
Gainsborough Lad, bless him. Bless his little cotton socks.
*anon  22-Aug-2010 11:48

 
Anon, at least he doesn't hide behind behind the nickname "Anon" to go on the attack or defense, whats up? are you too chicken to take him on with your usual posting name? i'll tell you why you use "anon", it's because he is far superior than you with his words.
*Gainsborough lad.  21-Aug-2010 20:01

 
Why does ANON always come out with such foul comments?
Does he/she think they are being clever?
*Miss Purity  21-Aug-2010 17:13

 
"MikeP always has this attitude because he wanders round with a large french baguette inserted up his rectum"

Actually he has never brought himself to forgive the French since a having a colonoscopy in Paris. Bent over in humiliating fashion, he found the insertion surprisingly tolerable and was starting to relax until he realised the doctor still had both hands on his shoulders.

Understandably, he has felt violated since this incident. Though it could explain the continued interest in baguettes that you described.
*anon  21-Aug-2010 16:35

 
MikeP always has this attitude because he wanders round with a large french baguette inserted up his rectum and enjoys masturbating over the 80s comedy show Allo Allo.
*anon  21-Aug-2010 16:19

 
"Kiddies, please go away and find your own user name or find somewhere else to play. Whilst I appreciate that imitation is a form of flattery, it is also very boorish and unethical to pass off your opinions as those of another person."

Stop fooling around. MikeP has already realised he was too hasty to judge French food and has even apologised, which is rare for him. So stop trying to perpetuate it by impersonating him to rekindle the gripe.
*Mandy  21-Aug-2010 10:53

 
Kiddies, please go away and find your own user name or find somewhere else to play. Whilst I appreciate that imitation is a form of flattery, it is also very boorish and unethical to pass off your opinions as those of another person.

I stand by my original comments about French food and did not write the comment at 0904.
*MikeP  21-Aug-2010 10:48

 
I have finally concluded that French food is the best in the world.My negative comments were based solely on one bad experience.In reality I love the French and their food.My apologies for any misunderstanding.French is best.
*MikeP  21-Aug-2010 09:04

 
Give the man a break. It's an honest job. I can see why MikeP is coy about what he does for a living in view of his product, but there are lots of people claiming benefits in this country who would not understand the dignity in doing an honest job like that. Good for you MikeP!
*Maureen  15-Aug-2010 01:45


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