The French and their food
12-May-2008
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Only the French could be so arrogant and ignorant at the same time about food.

They believe they do everything best.  Food is just one small example.  What they are good at is promoting themselves, but it's mostly hot air (they did invent the hot air balloon after all!)

In France you get the same boring overpriced dross served up with a scowl in nearly all the restaurants unless you go to either an ethnic place, or one of the top price ones where they look down their noses at you if you give the keys of anything less than a Lamborghini to the parking valet.

Escargots, the French and their food...

Anorexic portions of poor quality food tarted up and disguised by fancy sauces and names, on attractive plates, obviously fool most of the people most of the time, despite (or because of?) the exorbitant prices.  Mediocre French wines are presented with reverence and pride to people unaware that at least 6 other countries produce far better wines at a fraction of the price.  Perhaps they are just misled by the one thing that the French really are good at, which is marketing themselves and their products.

I'm sorry France, rest on your faded laurels like an aging whore if you want to, but the rest of the world realises that not everyone wants to eat slugs, diseased cirrhotic goose livers and raw mince meat ..... sorry that would be ‘escargots’, ‘pate de foie gras’ and ‘steak tartare’, saying it with a French accent doesn't make it any less repulsive.

A snail is only a slug with a shell, and the way foie gras is made involves the most appalling cruelty.

By: MikeP


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I've no problem with French food. Been on many occasion and can't really state that I ever encountered a bad dish.

Dan, How do you work that one out, "Animal cruelty is not on"? I don't understand. If you don't eat meat, do you eat fish by any chance?

Nature is cruel wouldn't you agree? If nature is cruel (Burma - currently in the news), then why can't man be the same?
*Karl  08-May-2008 16:18

 
Such an emotive issue the french and their food. I don't have any feelings either way myself, although personally I prefer simple food (being a vegetarian). Animal cruelty is not on though so if what I read is correct then foie gras is definitely not on the menu here!
*Dan  31-Mar-2008 02:29

 
Few people share your views MikeP and that's what matters.

But we do not forget you in France! Even the most selective gourmets like you can get satisfied here : McDonald's can offer you a vast choice of traditionnaly prepared fresh food, with no torture on animals.

I am glad to see your involvement in Great Causes like the banishment of foie gras. What will be the next fight of our new Zola? The mad-snail disease?

France might be an ageing whore, it remains to expensive for many...
*louchebem  31-Mar-2008 01:57

 
I'm not going to be losing any sleep over that comment, not that I understand what the writer's point is.
*MikeP  28-Mar-2008 23:12

 
I don't like MikeP. I haven't anytime for his kind. I must be racist. I am English. No I am not! I Am Celtic. Not everyone who can speak English is Celtic. Mike P = Mike the Prat!
*Hyper Croat  28-Mar-2008 22:14

 
Torman

May I educate you? Please. Not everyone who speaks English is English, nor even British.

And it's hypocrite, not 'hypocrit'. Where's my prize?
*MikeP  11-Mar-2008 08:40

 
MikeP,

You posted "I don't have much time for the English".

Then why are are you bothering to post on a UK website? What are you doing here for am sure you expect people to reply in English?

You are a prize hypocrit of the highest order. Have a day off for Christ's sake.
*Torman  11-Mar-2008 08:22

 
Freddie... "Equality and Human Rights Commission"

You're not impressing anyone here.
*Pete  11-Mar-2008 01:22

 
Freddie you're quite wrong. Unlike most people, I openly admit to a degree of inherent racism which we all have. However this is quite beside the point and you are the one that dragged racism into a dicussion about food (at least I think it was you, it may have been some other sad PC person but I can't be bothered to read through all the comments to find out.)
*MikeP  10-Mar-2008 16:58

 
MikeP...you're a waste of my time. I think you would argue that black is white (ironically). If you really believe that Equality is a waste then there is little hope for you. I feel for you, I really do. Not only are your views racist but you obviously lack the intelligence to realise it yourself, or the grace to accept it when it is pointed out to you. I shall waste no more of my time on you. You are stuck in the past and need to seek counselling to help you adapt to this modern multi-cultural world. Good Luck in your quest!
*Freddie  10-Mar-2008 16:48

 
Marlene, your views are just too trite for me to have a discussion with you, so you are now off the radar as far as I'm concerned. I also consider your comments insulting but that's as may be, but you have neither right nor reason to call me rude and mannerless. I'm not hiding behind a keyboard any more than anyone else on this forum, you included. I'll gladly meet you to discuss this face to face if you wish, I doubt you'll take the challenge though. In fact I previously extended an invitation to you (27 Feb @ 2321) to which you haven't responded, so you have no right to tell me I have no manners, when you've demonstrated that you don't. A polite 'non merci' would have sufficed.

Freddie ... I missed this gem from you : "How do you feel when people slate the English?" I join in! I don't have much time for the English. You see, assumptions are dangerous things, you're assuming I'm English, and I'm not.

I suggest you re-read and make the effort to comprehend my postings before referring me to the EHRC, which, like most Quangos and their ilk, is an utter waste of public funds.
*MikeP  10-Mar-2008 16:31

 
MikeP you are just downright rude. This is inevitably due to your parent(s) raising you the wrong way for you have no manners and hide behind a keyboard. Read this... You are a poor soul.
*Marlene  10-Mar-2008 16:13


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