Nice cars go to the wrong people
12-May-2008
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Nice cars go to the wrong people

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Have you noticed how all the nice cars end up with the drivers who are least able to fully appreciate them?  For example, why on earth do old people insist on purchasing brand new stupidly expensive and over sized cars which they then drive around in at 15-20 miles an hour?

I personally would love to have the option of whether to buy the Volvo, BMW or Lexus, instead I am forced to drive round in a Rover, itself a stalwart of the old persons automotive industry (it even comes complete with faux walnut dash).  If you buy a car like the three mentioned above, there should be some guidelines applied at the showroom:

A lexus in a showroom

  • Will you be driving in the middle lane of a motorway at no more than fifty miles per hour, constantly, regardless of traffic flow or weather conditions?
  • Are you going to put some sort of AA, RAC or Caravan-club badge anywhere on the vehicle?
  • Do you intend on crashing into walls when attempting to reverse into a space in the Waitrose car park?
  • Will the stereo be constantly tuned to Classic FM or Radio 4?
  • Are the front seats going to be covered in either those bead things or the strange leather covers you see in the free "innovations" magazines that come with the Mail on Sunday?
  • Can you see over the steering wheel?

If the answer to one or more of the above is yes then please for goodness sake don't sell them the car!  It's just plain wrong and I for one think that anyone over the age of retirement should be given a Mark II Ford Fiesta.  This should preferably come with a booster seat and all nice new cars should go to those who will appreciate the driving experience!

By: BW


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They drive at 15 to 20mph because in many areas that's about all you can bloody do these days, thanks to the anti-car campaigners.
The nicest cars often end up in the hands of people who don't appreciate them....caning them to death up motorways in excess of 100mph and screeching the tyres along narrow country roads. Obviously got more money than sense. There's no law against doing 50mph on a dual carriageway either, not everyone wants to belt everywhere at break-neck speed, because that's exactly what usually happens....you break your neck. Some people still want to live, mate. How you can have the gall to suggest that everyone over retirement isn't fit to handle anything other than a noddy-car.....best to look at the bolshy 30-somethings with their BMW's, they're the ones lacking control.
*overfiftys  25-Dec-2007 17:24

 
Manufacturers make plenty to go around, we all know that, so I'm sure you won't need to go without.
*alison  21-Dec-2007 21:47

 
Most speedo's underread by about 3-4 mph. You can tell your real speed by a GPS speedo. So that means that someone going 50mph on a 60 is most likely 14 mph under the speed limit.

That is 23% below the speed limit. That is quite a large.
*Robetere  02-Aug-2007 10:47

 
I just bought a new rolls royce 2007 edition and iam 76 years old how about that then and if you do not like it get back in your toyota brown j242 rfl red and drive off and work better or get a good job instead of moaning loser
*ceo  22-Jul-2007 14:59

 
BW I have a fast car and drive about 5mph below the limit and find the others on the road in Reading are nutters the worst I saw was a micra doing 70-80 mph in a 30 is this what everyone should be doing because my top speed is 150 and I have only done 70 mph twice in 5 years
*dave  01-Jul-2007 11:00

 
Meh, its mostly old people because they have made the right decisions in life - and can now afford the insurance that was out of reach in their youth!

Each to their own - I don't care what other people drive.
*Beanie  13-May-2007 20:25

 
I admit to not understanding the 'pride of motoring' but I'm afraid that I understand Tasha's last comment even less!
*confusedtobits  11-Apr-2007 14:45

 
'' you are what you drive!'' if you wish to be a snail, or hare. safety is what you pay for... how much you spend is how much you vaule your life!

some people dont drive sheds!! some are even scared in little scratches. yet thats pride of motoring for you. which some dont clearly understand!
*tasha  18-Feb-2007 01:47

 
oh my god betty!! your unsafe to be on the road. the speed limit for normal roads is 30mph and motorway is 70mphs. you are driving dangerous to slow hence you being shouted out. and having no insurance, you should not be even driving as your breaking the law. maybe you should hand in your liecence before you kill someone else!!
*slinky  18-Feb-2007 01:44

 
~I'm an old lady, and I just bought the new skoda roomster, very nice indeed, I drive at 25 miles an hour on normal roads and 55 on the motorway thats extremely fast for me!!! but I don't understand it when people swear at me, for example a man shouted, you old b*tch, hurry the f**k up.... whats that supposed to mean? I love driving its fun, but the other day I crashed into someones car it wasn't my fault they where going to fast, I quickly reversed and drove off, mainly because I didn't have any insurance, thats a lot of money to spend on something you don't really need to have. I think that I might get a new car soon though its not very comfortable in the driving seat, I will probably die soon and no one will notice all my friends have gone and my husband died in the war, I later re-married but he died on lung cancer.
I better finish now otherwise I might start crying
*betty  23-Jan-2007 13:49

 
If a person has worked hard enough to be able to afford a nice car then they have earned the right to do whatever they want with that car. If you do not have enough money to drive a nice car then that's your problem and intead of whining about it why not go and get a decent, well paying job and go and earn it?
*Jess  18-Jan-2007 21:31

 
I do detect a small hint of jelousy here. People who are shall we say 'of a certain age' having gone through life with all its trials and tribulations deserve to have a little luxury when they can afford to. Not as the society now thinks it is in the 'I want and I want it now' age.
Wait your turn and you will be able to afford something better. There is only ONE cetainty in this life you will get older before you die. Why hurry it along?
*Bike rider  09-Jan-2007 15:06


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