Smelly people with BO that don't shower or bathe
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Most homes in the UK have hot and cold running water so there is no excuse for coming into work smelling of body odour (B.O.). There is nothing worse than sitting at a desk opposite the office smelly. I mean how difficult can it be to have a shower in the morning? |
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Practically every company up and down the country has one or more of these individuals. We have now come to dread the warm summer months, as this is when the foul stench from their unwashed bodies is at it’s most pungent. A combination of a stuffy room with no air con and the stale, sweaty body smell getting wafted around by a dozen desktop fans isn’t very pleasant. It’s at times like these you would happily exchange mister stinky for bad breath Bob from sales in a heartbeat, because at least he doesn’t start to smell worse as the day drags on. |
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I really cannot understand how some people can have such a low standard of cleanliness. I’m sure everyone has had one of those days where you have gone off to work, but forgotten to spray on some deodorant. At least you had a bath or a shower first though so it isn’t a big problem. The office smelly on the other hand, doesn’t know what a can of antiperspirant is and since he or she probably hasn’t bathed in weeks, nothing they spray on is every likely to produce the lynx effect. body odour (B.O.): malodorousness resulting from a failure to bathe Personally, I think it should be company policy to hose them down in the car park at least every other day. Maybe then the plants will get a chance to recover. |
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Comments from visitors
The problem is not the people who smell, that is the natural way, how it was for hundreds of thousands of years and how it will be after the current fad for excessive washing passes. The washing compulsion most of you have is a sickness. You all clearly are not comfortable in yourselves or you would not need to try and loose your natural smell, and the vanity industry capitalises on this.
Respect our government - 27-Apr-11 15:34
Cannot Breath - 18-Jan-11 08:51
keke swaggamonst@ - 4-Jan-11 16:03
This is NOT a medical handicap on anybody's behalf; it is simply two people who don't clean themselves, their house (which stinks worse if that's possible) or their kids.
If the subject's ever brought up he might say something like "I know, it's this T shirt, I've had it on for a few days" which is untrue as they wear clothes until they rot off their backs, she walks round their filthy house in bare feet constantly until only the cyclical change in skin surface takes the old dirt away.
At least there are no problems in the workplace as the two of them are too lazy and selfish to actually earn a living and the benefit system here in the UK is so advanced it let's this kind of s**t go on.
But that's another rant.
The upshot of all this though, is that somebody has to sit down and talk to them and it looks as though tha person is going to be me!
Wish me luck...
Soapdispenser - 12-Oct-10 10:14
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xy4f7rUicVA





