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Sly bar staff know when fruit machines pay out

My gripe is the sly practice of staff or management playing fruit machines etc. when the pub or similar licensed premises are closed to the public.  Certain staff watch the machines and can apparently work out when a jackpot is due.  The really cheeky ones actually turn the machines of if they consider a jackpot is due so that regular punters can't win the top prizes.  They then collect it themselves when the premises are closed.

Poker cards used to be the same, when the unsold cards in the box outweighed the cost of those remaining, the management would just buy all remaining cards.  This is not gambling, this is robbery pure and simple, and personally I think that this kind of thing should be made illegal!

In the real world family members or members of staff are barred from taking part in the lottery or the pools.  They should also be barred from playing fruit machines in the premises that they work or manage.  The practice is sly and dishonest.  Gamblers have enough to contend with, with their unfortunate habit without crooked staff robbing them as well.

Close up shot of a fruit machine A proportion of licensed premise staff consider this insider knowledge a perk of the job, they even have a rotor system in some places to sort out whos turn it is to rip Joe public of next!

My partner knows exactly what goes on, she even knows when a particular fruit machine has paid out because the manager warns her, but her compulsion to gamble is so strong she still plays the machine anyway.  I shrug my shoulders and sip my pint.  The manager of the pub shrugs his shoulders too and my partner rejoins us when her money has gone.  The mind of the gambler is a strange place indeed!

By: Boblet

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jesus man there is a war going on in afganistan and you are whining about £25.

The war in Afghanistan has been going on for over a century, P.R. they like war. They do not grow coffee they grow poppies. They are not a civilised nation. I could not give a sh!te for Afghanistan. As for smelling the coffee, you are reading my gripes, enough said.

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Boblet - 6-Feb-12 10:09 

I am a collector of memorabilia, books, postcards & the like. Being a collector of fruit machines must be a very expensive hobby for you & require a lot of space.

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Boblet - 1-Feb-12 23:28 

Never heard such rubbish Boblet. I am a collector of these machines. I would not be working if they paid out as you say. I wouldn't have to, could just win all day. Dont talk about stuff you obviously know nothing about.

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collector - 1-Feb-12 14:48 

When was the last time you dropped a jackpot? What a load of rubbish

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Boblet - 19-Jan-12 22:09 

Can't believe this gripe is still on here.
Never read so much rubbish in all my life.

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What a load of rubbish - 19-Jan-12 12:20 

Artuk reality is, my lovely partner rejoins me at the bar with statements such as "It is ready to go." "Have you got any change?" sometimes she is away playing the machine for awhile, sometimes she is quickly back saying, "It would not let me on."
When the pub is quite you can hear the occasional thud from low in the machine. Is this a £1 coin joining hundreds of others in the coffer at the bottom? You mention 50/60/70% pay out link. Does this leave the 50/40/30% taken by the operator from the coffer & shared with the licensee?

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Boblet - 11-Jan-12 12:18 

artuk,
thanks for that clear and consise explanation, as to what actually goes on.

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Stalag 14 - 11-Jan-12 11:26 

I can tell you the reality because a friend of mine writes software for gaming machines. When a machine, poker or fruit or 'whatever, eg lets use poker when the machine generates a 'hand' it looks at it and calculates the payout, if there is enough money in the kitty, ie since the last payout then the hand stays and the machine pays out. If the hand would pay more than the machine has taken then the hand is changed, re-checked until payout is zero or less than the takings. The machine, ie computer can do this thousands of times per second. So the urban legend about machines paying out after a long 'drought' is partly true, as with more takings since the last payout then the machine will allow a good hand to payout if there is plenty of cash in the kitty, but it will NEVER pay out more than it has taken since the last payout, and, most machines have a percentage payout link that is set by the owner to 50/60/70 whatever percentage and this is also part of the computers calculation.

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artuk - 11-Jan-12 00:10 

"Laughing at Boblet". I can picture it now a few real cool guys gathered around the fruit machine. Collecting their jackpots? I think not. Whilst sipping their lagers. You know the types, only one of them has any money, he cadged it of his mummy. The others are fruit machine systems advisers "Hold your plums Nige" & experts on making a half of lager last for extended periods.

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Boblet - 10-Jan-12 17:20 

"Laugh at Boblet"
Sounds like an American import rubbish TV series, when's it on?

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Stalag 14 - 10-Jan-12 16:08 

Spent some time in the pub today with my mates all laughing at Boblet

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Laugh at Boblet - 10-Jan-12 13:21 

Spent a nice evening in a different pub last night stalag14. my partner asked the barman for change of a tenner. If it is for bandit I would not bother he replied, it paid out £80 this afternoon . My partner had never met the man before, I only once. Take from this what you will.

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Boblet - 9-Jan-12 12:28 

My case rests your honour. I am lost for words.

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Boblet - 8-Jan-12 19:59 

I have been reading the posts on this gripe and I think stalag is right you really are a bad apple with your gormless ides and language I think you are jealous because you is a thick plonker with no brain

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timtim - 8-Jan-12 18:56 

Don't hold your breath stalag14. Oh then again, yes why not, hold your breath & give us all a break.

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Boblet - 8-Jan-12 17:54 

I'm sure you will find takers for your excellent service timtim, they say there is one born every minute, I for my part do not play fruit machines. Oh you missed the Total T!T out of your companies Title.

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Boblet - 8-Jan-12 17:50 

Dear Boblet,
I look forward to your ignorant ripostes ...later after you have been to the pub and are tanked up.

Was watching grass grow too arduous for you or did it tax your brain to bursting point?

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Your Pal Stalag 14 - 8-Jan-12 13:13 

I have the answer to this gripe just subscribe to my service and I will inform you of the following
the location of any machine in england that is going to pay out a jackpot and the exact time the jackpot will be paid
to subscribe to my service just google `Tims Time Travelling Taxis’

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timtim - 8-Jan-12 12:23 

Will catch you later stalag14. I have a nail going rusty.

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Boblet - 8-Jan-12 10:09 

“Why have you been researching such a subject?”

Who said any research was needed, maybe I am medically qualified and “know” such things.

There is “know” such thing as “Buddy/Base jumping” just as there is “know” such thing as “knowing” when a jackpot is to be paid.

Boblet = Resident, ignorant, peasant, R-sole

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Stalag14 - 8-Jan-12 08:08 

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