The Weekly Gripe

Cutting the grass and gardening, don't do it

I hate cutting the grass

Lawnmower not your friend?

I hate doing those gardening jobs in the summer months. The grass always seems to grow to quick and cutting it has become a right chore. Got green fingers, or do you hate the garden tasks as much as me?



I hate cutting the grass during the summer, because I'd rather be laid back and chilled out. Who wants to get the lawnmower out at the weekend and toil a way on your day off?

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09-11-2007Get your partner to do it. Is it such a challenge to you that you have to post it as a gripe? Tell me, what do you do if you want a sh*t? I'll write what I think, I think you are a thief, an oxygen thief! You are depriving some needy human being of good oxygen. Go take yer head for a ...moreJohna
09-11-2007Why do you do it, get the old "ball and chain" on the job!Monty
05-3-2007Water the grass with wiskey. At least then it will come up half cutleomonkey
20-2-2007I hate cutting the grass too and avoid the lawnmower like the plague. I do like to sit in a nice garden, but I find mowing quite frustrating. It's probably because I leave it too long, but by the time I get home from work on those summer evenings I'm too tired to go out and cut the grass. ...moreMatt
11-11-2006Lawn grows too fast - have to mow it twice a week, alsmost as bad as shaving. I have no time to mow because I'm always at work, or shaving before I go to work (see Shaving Gripe). I pay a lad to mow it for me but he's insanely emotional; I have constantly to attend to his needs and keep hi...moreThe Other Guy
23-8-2006If you don't wanna cut the Fu(kin lawn, then don't nobodys gonna sue you if you don't, you just be a lazy pig and look at it growsdfkged
16-7-2006Cant we just cut the grass by looking at it how good would that belisa
11-3-2006He he lawn mower man you are very funny! Lawns are just great aren't they? I think we should start an 'I love lawns club' Wotd'ya reckon?The Lawnster
16-12-2005sorry that message was for me Nikkiyour husband
06-11-2005Can't wait for the summer when the lawnmowers (and lawnmower owners) are out. Sunny days will come soon.. .Grasshopper
10-8-2005Wow! I seem to have scored twice in one day! Firstly, I receive a text message whilst I am blurry eyed driving to work at 8 am. I had pulled in to a lay by to read it: "Hi", it said. "I've just got out the shower and I'm wet and horney". Sadly, the message was f...moreNikki
09-8-2005Nikki Doll. You dont wanna be seeing my chunky frame on a throbbing petrol 24-blade green machine. I'm from coventry. We have the best cut lawns in town. Yeehaa!Lawnmower man



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