Why do the British queue so much?
12-May-2008
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Why do the British queue so much?

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Why do we always have to queue in this country? It seems that we are a nation that is obsessed with queuing for just about everything.  I know, it’s the British way and we have always done it.  I can see how foreigners however, might find it all a bit irritating.

I think it kind of hit me the other day, when funnily enough I was standing in a queue at the bar that we really spend a lot of our lives doing this.  I don’t mean we spend a lot of time in bars, although that happens to be very true as well.  We stand in line for just about anything.  Supermarkets, bus stops, taxis, the post office, the cinema and just about anything else you can think of will attract a line of people.

Queue here in Great Britain

Why is it that it is considered appropriate to queue in some countries and not in others?  For example the Chinese are notorious for queue jumping, but Russians who have experienced poverty and food shortages will queue quietly for hours or even days without complaint.  Queuing is a really bizarre thing when you think about it.

We hate queue jumpers

But it is polite, and maybe that is why we British hate queue jumpers.  Queue jumpers by the way, are something we deplore even more than the queues themselves.  If you want to upset an Englishman, just push your way in front of him whilst he’s queuing for his fish and chips!

Here’s a though.  I’m surprised us Brits haven’t found a way of making visitors queue to view pages on a web site.  There again, maybe we have if you’ve ever been to the BBC News site around lunchtime.


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I know we should not generalise but... I've come across a few queue jumpers. In all instances they were British! How about that?
And as a foreigner I always observe your rules. When in Rome...
Therefore I'm in deep shock any time a Briton jumps a queue. All those stories about the British queueing, blah blah blah. But where are they? Most probably outside London.
When at home... (?)
*Emilia  13-Mar-2008 09:30

 
When it comes to queuing most people just don't seem to grasp the concept. I don't like queuing, who does, but I've waited just like everybody else in front of me and behind me so what makes you so much more special then us.
I hate confronting them (but I do becuase it would make me seethe to just let it go) But even when you do, if they refuse to queue there's nothing you can usually do about it. It's just completely selfish and adds a little bit of unnecessary frustration to your day.
*Azra  01-Mar-2008 21:55

 
We queue so much for there were not as many people in the country as there was a few years ago. I's simple innit!?

I was in a queue in Tesco and I really thought I was in the Balkans.
*Sandy  05-Feb-2008 09:52

 
Don't you just love our petty culture, as though a few minutes more or less would make any difference to any individual or the scheme of things for that matter
*Keith R.  03-Feb-2008 22:55

 
We wait our turn, we deal with life fairly. We British are proud to say we are patient. If other nations think we are crude, arrogant or binge drinker's like the fellow in May, say what you feel.
Our country takes no crap, and any foreigner coming here must respect us and our ways and not think we are easy pickings.
*stands alone.  03-Jan-2008 18:13

 
Col

I don't jump queues, I don't moan and I'm not envious of people who have more than me. If I have a problem with someone I tell them and we discuss it. Right time, right place works well in large supermarkets, not a family run store with three tills and barely enough space to queue.

....but feel free to blame me for the ills of society if it makes you feel better.
*Lone Ranger  09-Nov-2007 00:50

 
Lone Ranger -

You are a prime example of why this country is the way it is.

I don't see anything wrong in what this lady did, right place right time, haven't you heard of this before now.

You are the type that will moan and write to the papers because you know someone that's got 10p more than you.

Go give yourself a good talking to.
*Col  08-Nov-2007 15:13

 
I've just come back from the shops where I was in a queue. Suddenly, another cashier opened up another till and a lady walked straight up to the till, ignoring all of us in the queue. I told her to join the queue like everyone else. She said she didn't see the queue. I replied, "Now you can see the queue, join it". She went bright red but went to join the queue.

I hate queues. Thank goodness there's online shopping and banking :)
*Lone ranger  08-Nov-2007 14:43

 
Queues are fair. That's all there is to it. It is an excellent British tradition which I'm proud of. (unlike the Polish lady who just put her shopping down on the conveyor belt in front of mine yesterday with no regard for queueing behind me whatsoever!)
*E  08-Nov-2007 14:12

 
Continued...

His girlfriend proceeded to stare at me for ages then finally faced her back at me as I eyed her boyfriend up & down because she was scared of me. But I decided to walk away after I found out I wasn't standing in a queue so at least she could have told me. I didn't understand her behaviour at all.

When I stood in another queue I found out she came out of her queue to continue staring at me for ages again. I didn't know if she was some sick lesbain or what's with her fixation with me so I finally stared back at her as to ask what her f*cking problem was. She didn't know whether to conitinue to stare or mind her own bussiness so she decided to run back in her queue because she was a wimp. Is that the way British people tell people they are not in the queue...by just staring at somebody's innocence then act as if the person's intention was to jump queue?

Some British people are very awkward & difficult people to understand.
*tigerwoman  28-Sep-2007 19:47

 
I disagree with queues at the bus stop & Mc Donalds because you can't tell whether the people are standing in a triangle or what. I was standing in a queue in a straight line at Mc Donalds behind some people & I notice a couple in a queue besides myself. The woman kept on staring at me for a long period of time & whispered something to her boyfriend. Her boyfriend looked back at me over some issue she said to them but then he minded hiis own business. When both of our queues got to the counter I ordered & her boyfriend ordered but there was only one confused cashier. So the cashier attended to me, the man got p*ssed & stepped back with his girlfriend who kept on staring at me the whole entire time before it happened.

I admited they were there before me & apologised but the man said "Do you mind"!? & stared at me as if he really wanted to FIST FIGHT me waiting for a reply. However I never answered his dumb a$$ question as I clearly was apologetic & everyone was looking at him over his attitude. You see I am a lady so you can see how much of a man he really was. I just stood there not saying anything as I am very ladylike & mild manner while he wasn't...then he finaly ordered his Mc Donalds as if he was in a better mood although he clearly wasn't.
*tigerwoman  28-Sep-2007 19:46

 
My gripe is in shops or post offices where there is quite a long queue and the person in front of you waits right until they get to the counter to start looking for their purse - wallet etc. This also happens on buses. The person has been waiting for the bus to arrive only to start looking for their money - ticket only when they actually get on the bus.
*Chester  02-Aug-2007 11:02


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