Eminem, rap music and crotch grabbing
03-July-2009
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I have to admit that I do not understand or enjoy rap music and I have no idea why guys like Eminem and Will Smith have to continually grab their crotch when they sing.  Is it me, or is that just a reall weird thing to do when you perform on stage?

Eminem

What IS that all about? I was wondering if Will Smith’s got a second microphone there or something?  Does Eminem keep his vocal chords there perhaps?  A more likely explanation would be that the awful noise coming from the mouth makes the testicles shrivel up.  Maybe it has something to do with the fact that rap music has black origins and black men are renowned for certain physical attributes?  This I can kind of understand, so we’ll let Will Smith off the hook at this point!  But what about white rapper’s such as Eminem?  What’s their excuse for all this strange behaviour, and why are they trying to be something they’re not?

Also, I don’t really understand what the songs are about half the time, if indeed they can be called songs.  Seems to me more like a race to cram as many words into a verse as possible but they’ve got to rhyme or something.  Maybe some talent there after all, who knows!  The few songs I’ve been able to follow are all very similar and the subject matter is the same.  They all rant on about cars, jewellery and women from what I can tell!  The exception again, is Mr Eminem who goes for a much more personal approach.  God, he must have had a miserable life!  Did he really hurt his momma then?

I don’t mean to offend Mr Eminem, or any rapper for that matter.  I just don’t get why some people find this ‘gansta’ music cool, and why do the people who like it play it so loud in their cars?  I especially can’t get over the crotch-grabbing thing; absolutely hilarious in my opinion!  At least it makes for good entertainment.


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Grumpy old woman, I can see
That you and I indeed agree.
*No One In Particular  03-Jul-2009 00:17

 
No, but you'd have forty fits
If I wobbled all my bits!
*grumpyoldwoman  02-Jul-2009 15:57

 
Would it bother you through and through
If I shook my bag at you?
*No One In Particular  02-Jul-2009 02:34

 
Funny thing is; I tried to make a mildly sarcastic comment with every word capitalised and the site would not post it!

It came up with the standard message telling me not to capitalise every word!!

So how do the kids do it?
*grumpyoldwoman  01-Jul-2009 15:14

 
"...Were Teenagers What Do You Expext For God Sake..."
'Sophie and Lesha'

Quite right too.....

As has been pointed out before, these are youngsters who of course can not have much experience of life or understanding of the inherent dishonesty and cynical manipulations of the media industry exemplified by shallow and posturing pop artistes with their pretentious and cacophonous dirges.

And As For Rampant And Irritating Capitalisation, perhaps we should allow the teenagers their small affectations for the moment, they will probably grow out of this phase eventually provided they realise that the education system is not as wonderful as it appears.
*Manx Hound  01-Jul-2009 14:02

 
Well it's no less than we would expect from your generation.
*Peter  01-Jul-2009 13:29

 
It Looks So Much Better To Capitalise Every Word, Especially When You're Teen, Dont Tell My Friend, She Is An Idiot Or Has A Nervous Twitch, Her Point Is She Isnt Going To Change How She Types Just Cos You Said, You Fool.
:@
*Maddison  01-Jul-2009 13:03

 
Whats Wrong With Capatlising Every Word? What Point Is She Proving? Your A Strange Person Arnt You! Your Either The Idiot Arent You. Were Teenagers What Do You Expext For God Sake , Stop Ganging Up x
*Sophie And Lesha  01-Jul-2009 12:54

 
Capitalise every word why don't you... That really looks silly and the fact that you continue to do so proves a point too, you're either an idiot or you have a nervous twitch.
*Peter  01-Jul-2009 12:20

 
Well One Must Say I Think You Are All Very Pathetic.Personally If He Wishes To Do That Then Let Him Its His Style, And Furthermore I Think Your Comments About Grammer It Totally Hilarious It Just Proves Your All Pathetic, The Lady Called Lesha Is Only Pointing Out Her Opnion, Just Like You And If She Disagrees To What You Say You Should Respect It And Grow, I Consider Rap Artists To Be Good, We All Have Different Music Tastes And Rap Artists Dont Always Talk Obout What Is Said Above, They Talk About Things In There Life That Is Signeficant Whether Good Or Not. And To Conclude If You Dont Have Any Thing Nice To Say Dont Say At All. Look At Where He Is Now. His Famous And Rich And Where Are You Now. So Personally aI Think Rap Artists Are Great. Have That. Much Regards x
*April  01-Jul-2009 10:47

 
Esactly My Point Im Getting Bonbarded With All Theese People All Im Trying Too Get Across Is Some Rappers Are Amazing For What They Do. x
*Alyshia-Lesha :)  01-Jul-2009 10:37

 
What would you do if I started shouting and shaking my sack at you?
*No One In Particular  27-Jun-2009 01:46


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