Vomit all over the streets at the weekend

Why should we waste our money employing poor people to clean up the mess this boorish, lager louts make? To hell with them! They can clean up their own mess and perhaps think twice about being such a vile and obnoxious person. We do not need them on this planet!

The YouTube link does work, but not via the Weekly Gripe. Just copy and paste it into your browser.

Ben,
You are living proof of the Dunning-Kruger Effect. DKE sufferers falsely believe their knowledge is superior to others. DKE sufferers have two options: educate themselves or more likely, due to their extreme ignorance, continue deludedly to believe in their faux superiority – despite glaring, overwhelming evidence to the contrary.

Over-consumption on this overpopulated planet is a problem. Do you have no realisation that many people cannot get enough food to eat, because there isn't enough. Yet odious, selfish, hypocritical individuals like you believe it's your right to plunder the world's resources, act like a social parasite, by draining the national coffers and behave deplorably and offend normal sensibilities. You will soon discover that your nasty brutish life will be cut short, and it will be through your own over consumption. You remind me of Mr Creosote, but one on benefits.

I can foresee a well deserved Darwin Award winging its way to Ben.

Google Mr Creosote (Monty Python) site:www.youtube.com
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BlK62rjQWLk

you got wrong gripe madam
this nowt to do with vomit
get on right track please

What is the deal with all these cosmetic creams that women (and some men) buy? How do these cosmetics companies manage to get away with perpetuating the myth that a £40, 200ml tub of fragrant gunk can roll back the years? It's absolutely ludicrous and I can't believe that women are gullible enough to believe it These creams and potions don't work and they'll do nothing to make you younger. They're nothing but a con in my opinion, and if you buy them you'll not get what you deserve - nothing!

Everyone ought to know that cosmetic creams are legally required to have no effect. That's right, the companies making these wonder creams wouldn't be allowed to sell them if they had any form of physiological effect whatsoever. SO THEY HAVE "NO EFFECT!

If they had ANY effect at all, they would require a prescription and would be classified as a medicine. So for goodness sake, stop buying these foreign (some are made here, but they're mostly foreign) anti ageing creams. You're only fooling yourself and making yourself poorer whilst these reap the profit.

If you want to spend your money to improve your skin and look younger, get some fresh fruit and veg into your diet instead of that rubbish you normally eat. While your at it, get out and have some exercise as well and stop smoking and drinking so much. That's the only REAL way to stay young looking!

hi im tony hadley of the new romantic pop combo spandau ballet, please vomit up my jacksy as im rather partial to a bit of the old pavement pizza adorning my derrier.
indeed as byron keats rightly says be it old romance or in my case new romance
my dirt depot dripping with the contents of a young chaps stomach is always a golden moment.

Im in Brighton at the mo, im afraid my Mom does not wear thongs any more, since her operation, yours does though apparently, Jack Tweed and his mates told me after they rented her for a fiver and a bag of Scratchings, please meet up with me I will wear my Sailors outfit if you dress up as one of the men from the Blue Oyster bar from the Police Academy films x

"... would you like to meet up with me for a dirty weekend?"

What? You mean like in Cardiff or Liverpool? Well...dirty could be fun but let's not overdo it. Skip the Gimp, just bring your mum's thong.

anon i'm glad we agree, I was wondering would you like to meet up with me for a dirty weekend?
you sound like my type of guy and im kinda horni and desperate.

If you are a good boy i'll even wear my leather Gimp uniform for you xxx

pete, that's right. Cardiff and Liverpool folks are original co-creators of both the phenomenon and the term, "pavement pizza", and they are predictably proud of this claim. Don't forget your wellies if planning a weekend night out in these cities.

I've been to Cardiff and Liverpool and anon is quite right about those places. "I hate anon" sounds exactly like an inhabitant of either place (supportive of binge drinking and violence). Probably explains her attitude.

Shut up anon you saddo I bet you've never even been to Cardiff or Liverpool,if you did you would very likely get the crap kicked out of you for being a total w@~ker and deservedly so your probably on here every day and have no life, I thought Nikki was obnoxious and spouted bile till I saw your pointless posts, btw you missed the c and e off the end of your name.