Fireworks should be licensed
18-March-2010
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It's that time of year again, where fireworks are set off in our neighbourhoods, at all hours of the day and night.

Yes these fireworks are up for sale again already, and its pretty much a free-for-all where teenage yobs are concerned.  It doesn't take much for them to get hold of rockets, bangers, roman candles, or whatever else they want, nor does anybody seem able to stop them exploding these things in quiet suburban roads, in litter bins, dog mess bins, under people's cars, in people's gardens, or wherever else may amuse them.

I personally don't mind if these young idiots get their arms or faces blown off, but can they please do it somewhere else, far away from my house.  I don't want to hear the drunken howls of laughter and/or pain on my estate at 2am.  I dont want to awake to the sound of fireworks near my bedroom window, or the relentless Bang!  Whoosh!  Fizzzzz which starts the moment the sun goes down, and finishes anywhere between 3am and 4am.

I wouldn't mind so much if it were just Guy Fawkes Night.  But it's not.  The "explosions-for-entertainment" season begins in early October and doesn't let up until late January.  This "silly season" is fast becoming a total waste of money, limbs, skin, and emergency services.

If fireworks were invented today, they'd be banned...

If fireworks were invented today, they'd be banned, or at least tightly licensed.  I mean, think about it: Dangerous explosives packed in brightly coloured cardboard, marketed toward children, and flogged over the counter at Tescos.  Surely this cannot be right?   Common sense dictates that fireworks - which are explosives - ought to be subject to very strict regulation and licensing.  They should be sold only to people who have a licence.  After all, just because the explosives are wrapped in brightly coloured packaging, doesn't make them any less dangerous, does it?

A lit firework about to go off with a bang!

I'm no killjoy and I love organised firework displays, but the availability of these things for purchase by the ASBO generation is a recipe for disaster at worst, or a downright nuissance at best.

All I ask is that we have some common sense here.  Restrict sales to adults with liscnse to purchase fireworks.  Stop marketing the fireworks at young buyers, and stop selling them over the counter in high street shops and supermarkets.  It seems easier for a kid to get hold of a box of fireworks than a pack of cigarettes.  Both are potentially fatal, but at least the cigarettes are quiet.

It's strange how our Nanny State seems determined to stop us drinking or smoking, yet couldn't care less about children going out into their neighbourhoods at night and setting off fireworks.

Regulate firework sales now!  Make the buyer require a licence, not just the seller!  Bring peace and safety to our streets on dark autumn nights.


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*Idisagree  01-Mar-2010 02:18

 
Yeah lets celebrate Guy Faulk's mission failure by letting off lots of small fireworks to explode in the air. Are fireworks taxed? Good so they should be. Where would we be today without the uk parliament. cough
*Dundeebundee  24-Nov-2009 19:39

 
Muggins, yes we can buy fireworks in this country, and almost every year someone gets ki11ed by one, one way or another, I can't see our government's ever banning their public sale,

But lets be thankfull we can't all go out to the shop in the town, and buy hand-guns, pump action shotguns, automatic repeating rifles, as many rounds as you can carry, no matter how many people get shot to death, I can't see their governments ever banning their public sale.

Only in the USA.
*Gainsborough lad.  14-Nov-2009 12:27

 
Fireworks may be fun for some, but they cause annoyance and/or upset to others. They are also very damaging to pets and wildlife. Australia has got it right, fireworks are not on sale to the public and are only available at organised displays. How come they are more advanced than us?

I thought the lanterns were possibly a good idea, quiet and unobtrusive, until we found what looked like a huge condom by our back door. It was a lantern cover. I can just imagine how great it would be to have some of those land in the trees, they'd be like plastic carrier bags only worse, and you'd never get them down. They must also be dangerous to animals, all in all very un-environmentally friendly.
*Muggins  13-Nov-2009 22:57

 
childish; to be fair the firework was pushed through the letterbox and it set the house on fire. If you are determined to set someone's house on fire all you need is a rag and a box of matches. So, banning fireworks wouldn't really help, would it?

You could try to ban everything which could be used to cause others harm; but think about it first. What would you prepare your meals and eat them with? How would you light the gas to cook anything? Pieces of rope, belts, ties, stockings & tights could all be used to strangle someone.

It is the mis-use of fireworks which cause harm!

grumpyoldwoman
*GRUMPYOLDWOMAN  10-Nov-2009 14:01

 
Congo, joking apart they are deadly, only yesterday on the news it was reported that a mother was ki11ed saving her son from a house fire caused by a firework, I don't find that at all funny,
*childish  10-Nov-2009 13:03

 
".......es they are pretty and a bit of fun but they can also be deadly"

The same could be said of women. :)
*Congo  09-Nov-2009 12:52

 
I agree with all your comments for and against fireworks, but the FACT is how many are put in the wrong hands every year, every year hundreds of people are left with scars due to irresponsible use of fireworks, yes they are pretty and a bit of fun but they can also be deadly.
*Mrs Practical  09-Nov-2009 12:44

 
Guys come on its all a little fun this time of the year to have the family round to have a organised display in our back garden,
As a tax payer I believe this should not be banned as everything we do in our lives that is fun is already banned, next you moaning people will ban toilet paper saying its not soft enough for your ass,
I say we live a little and stop moaning about minor things in life
*live your life  05-Nov-2009 16:55

 
You are sad jobsworths, what next, ban fun? oooh oooh a teworist might buy a rocket popper and hurt me with it, I remember the war...from TV....my cat gets scared....when I look at it.....my puppy made a mess on the floor last year on fireworks.....because I didn't let it out.....I hate kids I hate fun I hate I hate I hate...huh huh huh stamp stamp stamp...curtain twitching jobsworths
*throwingawobbly  03-Nov-2009 01:10

 
Nan, fireworks damage is criminal damage, not a hostile act by a sovereign foreign power. So, the householder is insured. The insurance company will pay. See: http://www.easier.com/view/Finance/Insurance/Home/article-277551.html
*Phil  28-Oct-2009 19:53

 
Fireworks are bombs and shouldn't be sold, try getting a repair one on a house roof when a roket goes through it. The insurance company have a get out clause which says its a weapon and as such an act of war and the home owner is left with the bill for repairs.
*Nan  28-Oct-2009 11:13


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