Public display of underwear

im entering the thong for europe contest this year.
an amusing little ditty called ( kango the skids off them ma. )
a sure fire number two *hit methinks

bum bum thong crack pants scants poo port dirt depot waste wharf log larder marmite mine cack cave bomb bay, cocoa canyon,
please keep em underwraps guys and gals.

im always filling my underwear with kack, hence my pet name for my undercrackers which I like to call blunderscants,
my socks bare the bulk of my derrier download , the squelching that ensues is a source of great mirth amongst my friends , although I find it most embarassing , I really must buy that buttplug I keep promising myself.

ive invented underwear for myself
its offwhite and yellow stained giant Y fronts , and at the back a thong as thin as a piece of dental floss, I call them thongdapants.
when I flash therm in the pub the ladies make a terrible mess from their gushing nether regions .
i havnt gone home alone for some weeks now .and am quite worn out.

I enjoy wearing brown and cream Y fronts with matching vest, sometimes if im feeling really kinky i'll wear them with my tracksuit bottoms and shoes.

my aris is hanging right aht, blimy you could park a treader in it.
ave a butchers at it and dont put yer ooter too near or the pen will burn the teddys right aht of yer I suppose.
all the mae me ole chinas .

W-under-bar! I knew one day my Unter-Jekylls would eventually reap their just reward.

yes you do herr grosse hosen
dopple flogging , you krankie kraut.

My under-crackers are of such gargantuan proportions that they actually stick out of the top and bottom of my trousers simultaneously. Do I win a prize?

I think anyone showing their undergarments should be publicly flogged.
and a return to edwardian full lenght bathing costumes should be made compulsory, as should handlebar moustaches for both sexes.
sometimes if I catch a glimse of a thong above a ladies trousers I feel like killing someone or myself.

those stupid boys who wear their jeans below their hips showing their pants look ridiculous.
ive asked a couple why they do it and theyve said its a prison thing where belts arnt allowed ,
when told theyre not in prison and why should they want to they imitate criminals they dont seem to grasp my point.
i dont think they are conscious of how they dress, it literally is monkey see monkey do.
the one rolled up trouser leg is also a pathetic american rapper style that makes me laugh out loud , id understand iif they were at a freemasons ritual, but going around looking like clowns is most amusing. albeit rather dangerous for myself.
i know its all harmless, but those sporting these styles dont seem to have a sense of humour regarding their style of dress, as I been stabbed twice, and shot at once near my home in brixton for chortling aloud at these absurd fashions.
ive since moved to scotland where ive been beaten to near death with a scotch bootle for failing to stifle my guffaws due to the merrymoot ive demonstrated at the attire donned on special occasions north of the border.
could someone please advise me where I could locate to where fashion will not endanger my life.

I can't resist telling the girls at work what colour they are wearing if they are displaying when bending over,

It's even better telling them that their knickers match their jumper, t shirt or hair band.