Useless toilets on trains

to s.b.w.y.
Quote; 'Spinning out of control now, desperately trying to find someone to react?

Trying to revive old threads?'

Why don't you try writing a gripe rather than stupid little posts. It actually takes some thought and a fairly reasonable level of grammar and punctuation to write more than just 3 or 4 sentences.

I find it interesting that the people who criticize other people's gripes just don't have the intelligence to write something interesting themselves. you know who you are.

In the goode olde dayes the turds used to drop through a hole in the bottom of the wagon to be chopped up by the carriage's wheels before being sprayed on the sides of the tracks. Have you ever wondered why there is always such a thick undergrowth next to railway lines?

Think of Winnie the Pooh Pooh Bear, and Thomas the Tank Engine & Friends steaming their stinking way through your local railway station. Ever wondered why they did not permit you to go when the train as standing at a station?

For god's sake don't eat the garbage grub found on trains: you may need to go several times before you reach your destination.

Always take a small bottle of Dettol with you wherever you go.

better to drop yer guts before you get on the train! most trains that i've been on have had REALLY smelly toilets!

Spinning out of control now, desperately trying to find someone to react?

Trying to revive old threads?

A bit sad really.

Maybe it’s time to drag your knuckles along the pavement and get back to your bridge to get some sleep.

Next time, try taking a dump before you leave home...

Oh come on, Tickle and A.N.Other - you don't take me seriously, do you? Just exaggerating a bit to make the gripe a bit more entertaining. Why don't you write one of your own? It's fun.

Why do they bother making toilet roll two ply?
It"s an utter waste of paper.
They should simply make it twice as thick instead.

It's not useless toilets... it's useless passengers, unable to read the sign above the button that says "lock".

Passengers not locking the doors? Yet again more bloody ignorance!

And complaining about the sliding door toilets -- well they're there to comply with the Disability Discrimination Act, so meant for disabled passengers. Walk to another carriage in the train and you'll find a normal (albeit perhaps cramped) toilet with a traditional door and lock. Just even more ignorance!

If you are travelling Inter-city on which you have paid a fortune, you expect the loos to be far higher than category D.

On a trip King's X to Edinburgh, the loos were even category E.

Just to set the record straight, this is not me below! Someone else has "borrowed" my name.

I have just watched panorama which I recorded from last night. It was about Alcohol abuse in oldham on friday and saturday nights.The programme makers made out that there was something wrong with young people having a good time.Sod the Liberal/Fascist ponces at the beeb, Let the younguns enjoy themselves, thats what I say.