Men who don't wash their hands
10-March-2010
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One thing I find completely disgusting is other men who don't wash their hands when they go to the toilet. I see it all the time in pubs and toilets at motorway service stations etc. There are plenty of signs there that say "Now wash your hands please" and a whole row of unoccupied sinks with soap and hot running water, so what is the excuse for not taking a moment to do this simple task? I can only assume that either pure laziness or lack of knowledge in the area of basic hygiene is the answer and it's a pretty widespread problem.

By the way, please don't tell me that it's clean because it definitely isn't Whilst urine may be a sterile liquid, certain parts of the anatomy that have loitered around in the darkness in ones boxers probably aren't immaculately clean - even if you are a modern man who knows that a fresh pair every day is a pretty good idea. This is especially true in the summer where with the best will in the world, things will still get a bit clammy.

I've also noticed that as I stand there in a public lavatory diligently scrubbing my hands that I'll sometimes get some curious looks and even the odd amused stare from others as they finish their business and leave the room without taking the time to do the same. It's almost as if I'm the one behaving abnormally by daring to wash my hands! Now look, I'm simply washing my hands, this doesn't mean that I swing for the other side you cretin!

Leaving aside the germs and the health issues just take a moment to consider the guys around you in a pub. For example, the next time you area about to shake hands with someone, just ask yourself does he look like the kind of person with good personal hygiene. Did he wash those hands after he wiped his @rse with them. Oh yes, I've seen people do that too. Go into the trap to have a number two then just walk straight out the toilet.

Now wash your hands, good advice for men

Absolutely disgusting!


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This gripe was in fact written by a man who washes his hands - me! I'm also aware that there are a number of women, perhaps not so many, who also can't be bothered to wash their hands. Maybe I should have named the gripe "People who don't wash their hands".
*Now wash your hands!  04-Jan-2010 12:58

 
This gripe should be changed to "men don"t wash their hands". Filthy pigs! all of em!
*oldgrumpywoman  04-Jan-2010 10:47

 
Andy : There is an argument against over-sanitation and obsessive washing and disinfection, but your view is just immature, ignorant, anti-social, stupid, and dirty. It really is that simple. You may wish to be filthy and unhygienic but you have no right to spread your germs and filth to others.
*MikeP  04-Jan-2010 06:56

 
I don't have the time to wash my hands, but I don't think that it matters. germs don't do anything! It's a waste of time. It bugs me when people tell me, "Wash your hands!" I don`t wash my hands and I don't care.
*Andy  04-Jan-2010 01:18

 
I'm sick and tired of the same thing at my middle school.
*The big C  29-Nov-2009 03:08

 
Never mind men not washing their hands ,women are just as guilty, it makes my blood boil they would be the first to mention if a nurse or doctor did not wash their hands before examining them , do they not realise that they have picked up other peoples germs up in the process ! this is why we cannot eradicate illlness from society.
*G  19-Nov-2009 13:26

 
The expert's reckon that if you work in a large building, you "touch" ten of these "things" indirectly every day, door handles, telephones, keyboards and mouses ect.

I always wash my hand's after a visit to the lav.
*Gainsborough lad.  16-Nov-2009 22:22

 
I work in a pub cleaning & the soap in the gents lasts ages,but not in the ladies .I wonder why?maybe they just use water.
*biffo  16-Nov-2009 21:06

 
I suppose men don't tend to wash their hands because it is too polite and ladylike.
*Terry  05-Jun-2009 23:22

 
Yeah I totally agree with this, its so disgusting. As a former waiter myself, I would sometimes use the same bathroom as the customers and the amount of times I would see a customer come into our restaurant, use our toilets and then not wash their hands was countless. These same customers would then go onto serve themselves food from the buffet line! Just the thought of that makes me sick and to cap it all off its us who get the blame when someone goes ill from the restaurant food. Obviously bars and clubs are much worse but how can these people not realise how disgusting it is!!!
*jag  26-May-2009 17:20

 
I'd say the vast majority of guys in England do not wash their hands and have no idea about hygiene. And before you guys say anything I am English myself! The number of times I see guys after using the urinal (and toilet) leave without washing far outnumbers the handwashers. I think pubs and nightclubs are the most dirty of public places, because most guys simply do not wash their hands. It sickens me that guys seem to think the most basic hygiene practice is not important. Are kids not taught to wash their hands by their parents? Why are the majority of men so dirty? Is it part of the culture? Do women think that men in England are disgusting too. It will be interesting to have different viewpoints about this underrated topic.
*Scientist  16-Apr-2009 21:42

 
I agree completely with this gripe. On a similar note, what annoys me too is when people don't flush the toilet after themselves... I can only assume they are so drained of strength after doing their "job" that they're unable to press the flush handle down.
*Hygiene fan  15-Apr-2009 09:01


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