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I've also noticed that as I stand there in a public lavatory diligently scrubbing my hands that I'll sometimes get some curious looks and even the odd amused stare from others as they finish their business and leave the room without taking the time to do the same.
It's almost as if I'm the one behaving abnormally by daring to wash my hands! Now look, I'm simply washing my hands, this doesn't mean that I swing for the other side you cretin!
Leaving aside the germs and the health issues just take a moment to consider the guys around you in a pub. For example, the next time you area about to shake hands with someone, just ask yourself does he look like the kind of person with good personal hygiene. Did he wash those hands after he wiped his @rse with them. Oh yes, I've seen people do that too. Go into the trap to have a number two then just walk straight out the toilet.
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