Fireworks are a menace
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Fireworks are a menace.  Full stop.  Loud, irritating and worthless in every respect.  Have fireworks become the new ego extension for the lower classes?  'Look how big mine is' and 'See how loud that was'...

I fully understand that children, like their sheep equivalents, like to gawk blankly at a sky full of colour, but animals do not.

Out in force with your bangers and rockets...

Fireworks being set off

I also understand that throughout the winter months of November and December, the 'slower' of you will be out in force with your bangers and rockets and my small terrified dog will once again be subjected to 8 weeks of terror and discomfort.  Too scared to go outside to relieve herself, she will simply sit, and shake, and shake some more while the children go 'whoopee' at their low paid fathers pitiful attempts to impress his dysfunctional family in their council paid-for shell suits.

Of course, the worst offenders are the 'Summer Fireworks' that local pubs and outdoor parties think are a great incentive to bring the family into their plastic paradise.

Why, at 10.45pm do I have to sit with Sky News on full blast so that my dog doesn't have a heart attack?  Why?  So that Wayne and Sharon can take little Chelsea Beckham to see the fireworks, propped up by a can of Special Brew and let off in some disgusting franchised pub 'garden/rear car park/vandals playground/little Chelsea's place of conception'.

Go to an event, see them done properly and presented with lasers and music, fine, but not next door to me.

By: IK


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I have no problem with fireworks on a given night, early in November. I do have a problem with random people letting off fireworks at random times and dates. Pets & wildlife have a hard enough time of urban living, without being subjected to the whims of people who have a 'laugh' at the bright lights and the loudest noise. And in a rural setting, when urbanites jolly into the countryside to celebrate a friend's birthday or soon to be wedding and bring along a few rockets or cloud-bursts. The disruption to livestock, wildlife and the tranquility of the land, is all the more intrusive. Even costly to livestock farms, where there maybe pregnant ewes, cows and the like. Nesting birds may abandon nest and nocternal animals may be frightened into not feeding for a night. In the case of small rodents and nursing parents, this could quite literally be the difference between life and death.
*Kryton  30-Apr-2009 20:00

 
IK

I do not live next door to you.

I am sure we are both happy with that arangement.
*Retro  24-Apr-2009 11:57

 
you are all mean wanting a ban on fireworks, mean nasty and really unworthy of living in the UK, why dont you just get out, go on get out and take your things with you, I ban you.
*bgger you all  24-Apr-2009 03:39

 
citizen smith , I broadly agree with your point, but would stop short of a total ban, merely because in the past ten years, the present government has erroded our "freedoms" so much, that if we banned everything that caused us annoyance, it would be just another nail in the coffin of "freedom" in this country. That is why I would isupport much tighter regulations and penalties for the use/mis-use of fireworks, rather than a total ban.
But, I completely agree with you about this Government being History: the sooner the better in my book. It is said that "Guy fawkes was the only man to enter parliament with good intention", if he was around today, he would get my vote. :-)
*Hawkeye  29-Nov-2008 01:18

 
why do we have to put up with stupidity .ban all bonfires and fireworks .only allow supervised bonfires with fireworks on nov 5th . safety comes first and fireworks are a pain In the ass on housing estate's . the children who seem to have no money buy them .absolute waste of time .
this day and age .fireworks are not Important and money Is tight .but let the councils run bonfires & fireworks that would be better and safer all around .might help casualties on our streets at least .and as for guy fawkes he's history just like our government ?
*citizen smith  24-Nov-2008 19:14

 
I am also annoyed by fireworks and would dearly love to ban them. I have a dog who is terrified & who won't go out to relieve himself. He is now reluctant at any time to go outside whereas at one time he used to be first out. I work in a school and see children who are excited by them - isn't it strange that when children learn about Guy Fawkes they question why we 'celebrate' with fireworks?! I have lost count how many times I have signed something to ban them - fat lot of good it has done! BAN THEM NOW!
*Annoyed Dog Owner  08-Nov-2008 22:06

 
Not so many years ago, Bonfire night or if you will Guy Fawkes, or even fireworks night was "celebrated" on the 5th of November, regardless of whatever day it fell on. But in recent years, it appears that date is now insignificant because people sem to have fireworks displays or let off fireworks whenever they bl**dy well want, regardless of the date.
Without wishing to be a killjoy (I enjoy fireworks myself), I think it is time for some stronger regulation on the sale and use of fireworks, and restricting their use to the ONE official day of the year as it has been since the Gunpowder Plot (November 5th) and make it illegal to set them off on any other day without prior permission being granted.
Unfortunately, Fireworks have also become just another tool of annoyance in the hands of Yobs, and inconsiderate people they now need this sort of regulation rather than ban them altogether
*Hawkeye  07-Nov-2008 21:41

 
Why, oh why do we have to put up with this menace every year? My cats spent most of the evening last night (most of this week actually) shivering in the corner, too afraid to go out. Why can't people go and see their fireworks at a public display or at least take them to somewhere isolated and set them off instead of the back garden?
*Emma  06-Nov-2008 12:50

 
To all those who advocate banning/time-restricting the sale of fireworks - fair enough I understand why you feel the way you do.
The problem is simply banning them won't address the issues fully.
If properly made licenced fireworks are not available people might be tempted to make/use home made ones with catastrophic results! Simply banning/restricting an activity will just force it underground. Just imagine dodgy fireworks being made available on the black market by organised criminals!
There has to be an element of education together with any ban/punishment.
I don't know what happens now but when I was in school many years ago there were campaigns about firework safety which showed the kind of terrible injuries in graphic detail.
They didn't give me nightmares but they gave me a responsible attitude toward fireworks.
*Safety First  05-Nov-2008 01:05

 
I hope the sad story posted by Freddie is enough to make some people think before posting facile comments like some of those made below.
I reiterate my point about fireworks being 'appropriated' by the anti-social element of society, a true shame for those of us, children and adults alike, who enjoy fireworks and see them as a traditional part of the British autumn.
Having said that, I must to say whatever restrictions are in force this year appear to have worked; it's been tolerably quieter around where I live (famous last words)!
While I'm here, I want to raise an objection to the removal of the comment I made in response to the poster "everyone loves your dogsh*t", which, whilst pithy and to the point, was by no means anywhere near as offensive as some of the nasty strings of highly-personalised invective found elsewhere on Weekly Gripe.
Right, I'm off to stroke some kittens and buy a nice doughnut...
*Spuddy  16-Oct-2008 13:21

 
Fireworks are okay provided they are in the right hands. The problem occurs when they are sold to youths as a plaything to be used on our streets for a period of several weeks in the late autumn.
I have no problem with them as an item, simply with those that use them wrong.
Some little turd cost me over £300 and my cat considerable pain and discomfort a couple of years ago. She was an old girl that didn't really venture away from home. Content to stay in her own garden when outside she caused no problem for anyone. Some mindless youth thought it would be funny to aim some fireworks at her. She was so scared she tried to jump a fence but owing to her age was unable to make it. She gored herself on the top and hung there until she was almost dead. That was how I found her. She died a couple of days later. I know you need to keep animals in around guy fawkes night but you should not need to on October 7th!
I know there are people who will say "it's only a cat" and other things like vermin etc. they'll call me sad as well but ultimately she was a living creature and she deserved better. She was my friend and companion.
Personally I would ban the sale of fireworks to the general public and restrict their use to professionally organised displays. They're invariably better anyway. To have a decent display at home you'd need to spend a fortune. Why not just spend £3-5 a head and go to a proper display.
*Freddie  16-Oct-2008 11:53

 
Government : Should ban the public sale of fireworks.
Supermarkets ; Take the lead & stop selling fireworks
Consumer : Boycott the sale of fireworks.
Result : peace & quiet, no air & noise pollution, less amo for the local retards.
...easy.
Bottom line : we cannot rely on dross New Labour to do anything except prop up fraudster bankers, so boycott the fireworks - make a difference instead of moaning about it.
*Deliverance  16-Oct-2008 10:33


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