Traffic calming measures and sleeping policemen
I have a choice of two routes to work, a busy dual carriageway (usually gridlocked at various points, lots of minor accidents, very stressful drive) or a quieter country road through the villages and fields (quite relaxing, light traffic).
Owing to the county council placing badly timed traffic lights on the roundabout junction which leads onto the dual carriageway, most people choose to take the country route rather than sit in long queues of traffic waiting for the lights to change. Fine, there are a few more cars trundling along the country roads but nothing heavy and still no gridlocked stretches. However, the residents of the villages are not happy with people using “their roads” as so called “rat runs” and we drivers have been subjected to protests in the local papers, speed traps and “this is your speed” warning devices.
But now the villagers have persuaded the council to put in "traffic calming measures". So picture this, the road into the village goes over a small hump backed bridge, barely wide enough for two vehicles to pass as it is. The traffic calming measure is an island of bricks which protrudes into the road so that people travelling into the village have to wait and give way to people coming out of the village.
Now, there are two major problems with this. The "protrusion" is at the start of the hump, so whilst you wait behind it you can’t see any cars coming over the hump and have to edge out to see if you actually have right of way, if you haven’t you are so far out you either have to risk the wrath of the driver approaching and pullout anyway or reverse back, so annoying the people in the queue behind you who have followed you out assuming you can see over the hump.
Problem number two is that in the morning far more traffic is coming through and out of the village and the traffic trying to get into and through the village (to the dual carriageway) queues up. Thus, rather than "traffic calming" they are creating yet more queues and yet more infuriated drivers. OK, people decide to live in the country for peace and quiet and to avoid traffic but in this day and age cars are a way of life and the people will choose the quickest way to work whatever.
Comments from visitors
'Join the 'hoot at humps' campaign, residents will soon get sick and prefer normal traffic.'
Try that and pretty soon the locals will pester the council to block the road with bollards and stop through traffic and idiots like you.
I gotta admit though it looks like a lot of fun, maybe I join them!
I know this is now going to be a bit of a long winded letter but Sleeping Policemen nor fixed camera's are the answer,on the one you only slow down and then accelerate back up to speed causing pollution,as to the other once you know where the camera's are they are no longer a deterrent.
However,with the technology that is already available speed camera's (laser guns) can already be fitted easily onto a Police Motor Cycle,and you'd never know where it would be at any given time,I think this would be a much better idea and we could do away with all the road humps.
Oh yes,before someone writes in to moan,should you by caught by the Camera (police bike) that's your own fault,just live with the outcome of being a speeder that got caught
This means we have buy more fuel, which generates more tax.
One of our local roads was recently relaid :) then there were some rumble strips laid :( then they got ground off :| wot a waste, now the new surface is messed up.
Sat Nav Tourer - 19-Mar-08 09:09
However!, I do not condone or try to defend the people speeding through built up areas as my brother was recently hit and left with 2 broken legs and a fractured pelvis, by someone caught doing 52 in a 30 zone, and proceeded to speed off.
All of this stupid, obsessive behaviour about roads BELONGING to a certain place or people is nonsense. The public has every right to use them, but use them responsibly, if the problem worsens, then calming measures should be introduced.
If you don't like it, use the dual carriageway like you're supposed to :-)
There the people take the "law" into their own hands. They lay large Sleeping Policemen across the main roads passing by or through villages, and when any strange car or coach passes the humps cause it to slow right down, they stop this vehicle and then demand $1 tax in cash each from its occupants.
Pancho Villa - 25-Jun-07 17:28
Go write to the Daily (hate) Mail you useless old farts.
Jeremy Clarkson - 25-Jun-07 15:48
As for speed limits, I think alot of them are again, stupidly placed. I'm talking fast speed limits down narrow winding country lanes, and also stupidly slow speed limits in unnecessary places.
People get run over cause theyre stupid, crossing a road isn't hard. Seriously. (I'm gonna get run over for saying that now).
Another problem is a lot of the time one car may have to wait while more than twenty cars come the other way and gives the impression of losing time and being late this causes drivers to speed up above the speed limit once they have passed the artificial obstruction.I don`t know what buffoons thought up the idea of chicanes,but I can only conclude that they are not motorists themselves.
In conclusion ther are other better and more sensible ways of slowing vehicles down I.e speed limit signs that are triggered by cars exceeding the speed limit, I write this as a driver of 43 years expieriance driving on average 60.000 miles per anum.
A priority gateway protects many of the villagers from being killed on their own doorsteps, so to speak; and we are awaiting the arrival of a VAS.
It seems to be a hobby amongst many drivers to go village-bombing, taking the roads at excessive speed with no regard to residents or road conditions.
If traffic calming measures are holding you up on your way to work, then may I suggest you get up earlier.......or try another route. Although village residents may not own the road, they do live there and were probably there long before the traffic problems started. They do have rights. Either shut up or get to work some other way.
And.....I don't answer responses.





