Football, the players, managers and fans
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This gripe is probably going to annoy a lot of people but it's got to be done!  Football (especially in England) really gets on my nerves and because it's everywhere, all the time, you just can't get away from it.

It's entertaining is it?  Well where exactly is this entertainment value because there are so few entertaining games these days.  The accumulation of points/goals is often infrequent or non-existent! Then there's the money paid to footballers who contribute so little to society. It's appalling and although SOME soccer players give money to charity, the majority do not.  By the way, you just have to fart near an opposing player and he goes down, very manly, very butch, VERY LAME and definitely not entertaining.

Doesn't the presence of so many foreign players/managers/owners who have to be the ones to take the English teams to finals bother you?  It doesn't seem to bother the press.  What about the average English fan?  Where's your pride man?  Please don't tell me its wonderful to have them here showing off their skills because that's just a load of nonsense!

Why bother interviewing managers and players?  The foreign ones can barely string a sentence together and don't add much value/insight and I suppose the same could be said for the local ones too.  Martin O' Neil is perhaps an exception.  Nobody offers anything of value, state the obvious, mundane old cliches.  I appreciate you cant give away team plans and tactics but Sky/BBC, why do you put microphones anywhere near these people?  Do fans hang on Benitez's every word?

A gripe about soccer, football players, fans, managers and teams

Is it me or do managers (and sometimes players) far too frequently accuse the referee of being biased against them (their team, specific players) in sometimes subtle and sometimes not so subtle ways?  Aren't these accusations extremely unprofessional and childish?  Whilst I appreciate football is big business (and maybe that's the root of the problem), why do opposing managers never compliment the other side?  It's always about how poor their team did, the referee, the surface, the groundsman, the opposing fans or whatever else that they can find to whinge about.

The childish mind games between managers and players is equally embarrassing.  I accept that sometimes, the press hype these things up but its playground stuff man.  A says B is a diver, B has a hissy fit and says A is just plain nasty and mustn't be so horrible.

Why do so many fans view their teams success as a personal reflection on themselves?  Is it because they are such sad, useless members of society who have failed their families, friends and themselves that they project a teams success (or lack of) onto themselves?  Have you read all the childish jibes fans throw at each other 'Our teem r goin' to win da leeg cos yor manager sux.  Tee hee'.  Have you heard the quality of the feedback from the stands (see Lee Evans - Wired and Wonderful)?  Nice, especially when you have taken your family out to the footy for the day.

People often have a go at rugby for being a toff sport when its not really about class/money is it?  You have togs and a leather ball, just like soccer.  Perhaps the basic rules are too complicated for most people whereas any old chav can understand soccer rules.  Go through the above list and see how much applies to rugby.  Even if one or two points were also applicable - relative to soccer?

I recommend we dismantle all football stadium and donate the building material to 3rd world countries, draft the soccer players into military school/camp and beat some sense into them, confiscate their wages and channel this money into training British tennis players and athletes.

By: Dave


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Football is wasted on heterosexual men. Obviously the game is very boring and the wages are mad and people falling over and crying all the time is sad, but where else can you see lots of handsome men in shorts kissing each other.
*jd7x7  24-Jun-2010 09:05

 
Who would've thought it? The most famous club in the world, Manchester United, in debt with a tag of over £700 Million.

Now in the hands of the Glazier family from the USA.

Hey, there's no greater feelin' than being sold out.

Will all come crashing sooner or later. Footballers and all the corporate associates.
*John Bull  08-Jun-2010 22:53

 
Seeing grown men almost having sex on the pitch after scoring a goal isn't my idea of entertainment, but then again if it was 2 women :-)
*Rider of the Apocalypse  19-Apr-2010 11:19

 
I am a massive football fan (SUNDERLAND AFC),

I AGREE the players are Overpaid & the Celebrations can be a bit over the top.

but do I care NO, they can celebrate like crazy if they want.

and I do feel sorry today for (Portsmouth & Chester City) fans.

surely something can be done to stop this happening again.
*Skeletor  26-Feb-2010 23:18

 
We all know that most premier footballers are kept in a state of suspended childhood, well having to wear shorts most of the time must do something to the psyche, also never having to join the real world of work like the majority of us , being cuddled and kissed like babies when they've done something good , ie scoring a goal or saving a penalty etc and then being rewarded with massive amounts of pocket money too its no wonder they act like 10 year olds.
the lack of individuality amongst these children is so annoying,

Suddenly no matter where they come from in the world the new ritual is to make the sign of the cross when they enter the pitch, its totally ridiculous as I doubt one of them is religious in any way, also the finger to the lips action when theyve scored , or the shirt over the head, why cant they make up a celebratory gesture of their own? it really is monkey see monkey do with this lot.
*Arthur  26-Feb-2010 18:59

 
just lately I get so hacked of with hearing all the hype and nonsense about these so called football players and the "Beautifull Game" what a load of old tosh,ive never seen such a set of pamperd spoilt sisys in all my life.
They imediatly hit the turf at the slightest threat of a scratch on their legs then they are wanting to kiss each other on the pitch, for goodness sake keep these things in private it makes a normal thinking bloke feel quite nausiose.
Take some lessons from real blokes like Rugby Players and get some spine.
The Gingertrucker
*Gingertrucker  05-Feb-2010 19:46

 
Today I was just 1 of a crowd of 47347 who saw A brilliant game of Football between

Sunderland (my team) 1 and Liverpool 0

loads of chances at both ends & fans from were singing & dancing.

Now tell me thats not boring
*Skeletor  17-Oct-2009 19:54

 
Thank's Noyoulistentome

It's nice to know that the true fans of the beautiful game all stick up for each other.
*Skeletor  01-Oct-2009 20:28

 
Skeletor,
Take no notice of MikeP. He is a very bitter and frustrated individual with a variety of personality disorders. He uses this site in an attempt to vent his spleen. He does this by "Telling off" people such as yourself who post perfectly innocent comments.
*Noyoulistentome  28-Sep-2009 20:45

 
In Reply to Mike P

I am a a keen Sunderland fan who like all fans cares about the teams we support, the players, Fellow fans.

And I am just stating what the vast majority think, about people who hate the game game.

Plus ALSO the hooligans who go just go to cause trouble are the thicheaded idiots.
*Skeletor  28-Sep-2009 14:58

 
"You and your posting sum up fairly well much of what is wrong with football, its supporters, and British society."

I'll second that!
*MA  28-Sep-2009 12:45

 
"I am a fan of the greaatest game in the world FOOTBALL and I am sick of these Idiots who complain about the Beautiful game.
So I say GET A LIFE you thickheads.
*Skeletor 28-Sep-2009 12:25"

You and your posting sum up fairly well much of what is wrong with football, its supporters, and British society.
*MikeP  28-Sep-2009 12:30


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