Snobby wine drinkers only fool themselves
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People who think that drinking wine is "non-alcoholic" really get on my nerves!  An example of this was my boss a few years ago actually admitting she "liked a drink" when she got home at night.  She was posh and used to be a teacher so was an educated kinda person....until it came to drink.  One thing was in her favour, however.  She never used to LIE about the amount of wine she drank.  She once said to me, "People who say to you, 'last night I had 2 glasses of wine with my meal' ACTUALLY mean, 'I had 2 bottles of red with my take-away Chinese and I'm feeling a bit hungover today'"

Wine drinkers consume far more alcohol than they realise

She is sooo right!  I have the proof that wine-drinkers are actually drinking LOADS of alcohol but are too dumb to admit it!  Those middle-class morons who probably drink 2 bottles of the "finest" red from Tesco who then take their kids to school the following morning in their lovely 4x4's are drinking MILES more alcoholic content than us poor, working-class mortals that like a can of lager now and again.  It made me smile when "experts" appeared on Sky News recently saying that some wine drinkers are consuming far more alcohol than they realise and their livers may suffer in the long run.  You don't say!  I've known this for a long time and don't get paid for "doing research" on it!

A glass of red wine

I really think those snobby wine drinkers should (firstly) own up to drinking not 2 glasses of wine but 2 bottles a night...because, let's face it, how can a bottle of wine stay fresh if you only have 2 glasses at a time?  THEY ARE LYING!  And, secondly, READ THE LABEL SO YOU KNOW WHAT THE ALCOHOLIC CONTENT IS.  Even better, buy a few cans of cheap lager, you know it makes sense!  Oh, but you won't though, it's far too common to drink anything less than Tesco's "finest" red wine isn't it?  Or is it?!

By: Jane


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I am on my 4th can of lager now (since 19:00 hours), as I don't ever drink tea or coffee, I always look for the cheap supermarket deals.

I don't like red wine, but if someone gives me a glass of white then it goes down like lager, but wine is not my prefered drink

I avoid getting anywhere near drunk, and I fail to understand people paying a lot for a bottle of wine, but if they want to pay £50-00 or more for a bottle of wine then it is up to them, the cash they pay, will pay someones wages.
*Gainsborough lad.  04-Nov-2009 22:23

 
I do enjoy a glass or three of red but with a decent bottle selling for around £3 / 3-30 Euro here in France its not hard to overconsume.!!
*bones  04-Nov-2009 22:05

 
I drink loads and loads of wine. I am an unrepentant alcoholic and love it. Don't like beer though...
*Bukowski  29-Oct-2009 02:06

 
A friend of mine called me an alcoholic for ordering a Jack Daniels and coke with a meal. She drank a whole bottle of red wine.
*Tallulah  18-Jun-2009 05:04

 
"MikeP - You really are a foolish snob. " To put cheap rubbish on to the table". By this I assume that your unsurprisingly assuming a direct link between cost and quality . So are all 'inexpensive' wines rubbish ? Even if they were full price at £10 a bottle but actually bought for say 4 for £20 or similar.
Tnuc Ybbons 09-Mar-2009 22:53 "

How childish you are "Tnuc Ybbons" but small things please small minds and ressot a era uoy kniht I. Sorry for taking myself down to your level but I couldn't resist, must be that 75p/litre Kazakh plonk I've been on.

Of course there is a link between cost and quality. Do you want to tell me that a Renault is as good as a Mercedes? That a Bulgarian wine for £3 is as good as an Argentinian Malbec for £10?

There is a lot of snobbery and rubbish talked about wine and it's up to each individual to decide what he likes. I have never found a decent red wine in the UK for less than about £6 a bottle. I don't enjoy white wines and rarely drink them so can't comment.
*MikeP  02-Apr-2009 15:27

 
I really hate these TV wine critics who talk and act like complete tossers and use expressions like - "the fruity bouquet is magnificent and you can feel every drop tantalising your tastebuds" or words to that effect!

It's all so fake!! What's non-alcoholic lager when it's at home? Brown water, perhaps?
*Paul  02-Apr-2009 14:03

 
Bulgarian Red .90p per bottle [Serve chilled] takes the harshness away nice summer drink.
I also like an aged Rioja which varies between £5-£15 per bottle.
Very hard to find grape is the Cinsault which is an excellent red about £3 per bottle.
Wine choice is by taste what suits and appeals to you not the cost or the brand.
*Gandalf  10-Mar-2009 09:49

 
There aren't that many ghastly wines on the market these days. You get the odd cheap bottle that has a taste of turps but the majority are sound. If you want to pay £1 for 8 litres of El Cheapo table wine then you know what to expect.
*Nozza From 'Corry'  10-Mar-2009 09:10

 
MikeP - You really are a foolish snob. " To put cheap rubbish on to the table". By this I assume that your unsurprisingly assuming a direct link between cost and quality . So are all 'inexpensive' wines rubbish ? Even if they were full price at £10 a bottle but actually bought for say 4 for £20 or similar.
*Tnuc Ybbons  09-Mar-2009 22:53

 
Here's a tip. Did you know that you can very easily make very nice wine using the grape juice sold in supermarkets (sometimes at knockdown prices, 50p a litre). We're talking about pure grape juice here and not 'made from concentrate'. Some very basic equipment (pick it up on ebay, or better still Freecycle.org) and 3 or 4 weeks later. Perfectly drinkable wine at a fraction of the price that the shops will charge. Only complicate bit, you might need to control the acidity a bit and there's a table you can use to figure out how much sugar to add (not usually much as grapes are sweet anyway). When you consider that you can pay £5 and get a really crap bottle of wine and you can make a reasonable one for 50p its quite satisfying. Okay, it might not impress the connoisseur's but at the end of the day, room for improvement and everyone has their own taste.
*Not a snobby wine drinker  09-Mar-2009 20:56

 
Now matter how cheap, you judge a wine by its taste. If I buy a cheapwine and it is ghastly I do not buy it again.
*Gandalf  09-Mar-2009 19:05

 
Don't they just talk the biggest load of bull.

What's wrong with nipping into ALDI on the way home from work for a cheap bottle of Vino De Collapso? Whack it in the fridge for a while then crack it open then get it down your neck. This is how you drink wine less all the mamby-pamby dancing around it and having a full blown debate on the colour.

Some people need to screw the nut and just get it drunk as this is why it's in a bottle.
*Nozza From 'Corry'  09-Mar-2009 16:50


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