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Horse manure on the footpath

I was reading the gripe about horse manure on the road and I thought it would be an excellent opportunity to bring up something that has been irritating me for the last couple of weeks.  Yes, I’m afraid it’s another horse manure story and this time it’s not on the road.

I travel to and from a nearby village which is about a three mile round trip and I do this around two to three times a week taking my stepdaughter to school.  It’s not that far and as I don’t have car I tend to either cycle or walk.  It’s a pretty busy road so I wasn’t surprised when I saw a horse and rider on the other side of the road, not actually on the road but riding along the footpath.  Probably a very sensible thing to do because there are a few sharp bends and the traffic tends to be steady and fast.

Anyway, a few days later I’m cycling along this path (again, the sensible thing for a cyclist to do as the road is manic) and I turned a corner to run into a whole load of horse manure.  There was piles of the stuff, some quite large and it was generally spread up the hill for about a hundred yards.  I’m sure it didn’t all come from one animal because there was a lot o it.  My pop would have had a field day (literally) because he used to keep a bin full of manure in the garden for the veggie patch. 

Horse manure on the footpath Now I know this stuff washes away (eventually) and it’s not the most harmful substance in the world, but it doesn’t half make a mess of things and it doesn’t smell too great either.  “Well why didn’t you avoid it?” I hear you say…  Well I would if I could, but it was more than one small pile and it wasn’t easy to dodge.  As it happens we had to travel on foot for a few days recently (bike had a puncture) and it was quite challenging to keep the little one from stepping in piles of horse manure.  It was starting to get dark around then too which didn’t help matters, plus a couple of rain showers and a hoard of school kids walking that way had spread it around even more.

Not suggesting banning horses, fining the riders or forcing them onto the road (definitely not around there anyway!).  But I think in this instance making the effort to pick up your horse manure would be a nice thing to do for the rest of us pedestrians and cyclists who also use the path.  It’s one thing on the road, but on the pavement it’s quite inconvenient.

Perhaps stopping by on the way back from the stables with a shovel and a few bin liners perhaps?

By: Alexander

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To all the horsey types. It might be inert digested grass, but it still stinks to high heaven if someone's trod in it and then walks into your house unaware they have it on their feet. You might like living with the smell of a farmyard but some of us don't!

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Caroline - 8-Oct-11 15:38 

Whats everyone whinging about. Plug_horse_ar*e_man is right.
I'm pretty sure if i curled one out through your letter box you wouldn't be on this site banging on about how great KARLOSTHEJACKEL is, although if you did, you'd be right to do so.
xxx

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karlosthejackel - 10-Jul-11 20:17 

Plug your horses a**e (what a ridiculous name for goodness sake!):

the irony of your post is clearly lost on you - because your daughter is "upset" by tripping over and falling in horse poo (not sure how she would manage to trip over it, its not rock hard, but still) you are expecting horse riders to plug their horses bottoms somehow and stop them spoiling your daughter's day!

Hmmmmmmmmmm

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Nikki - 1-Jun-11 23:18 

I cannot agree Plug. Horse poo doesn’t cling to those knobbly bike tyres with half the tenacity as that black shiny dog poo, nor does it whiff half as strongly as that yellow brown stuff, particularly when trodden deep into the deep pile of an off white lounge carpet. Horse poo is benign by comparison it dries up & blows away. It also doesn’t send the same deeply felt message when parcelled up & posted through the animal owner’s letterbox. A connoisseur of dog poo is the humble free range hen. My friend keeps hens in his large yard he also has dogs & horses you can always find the odd mound of steaming horse manure but never dog turds. Proving that you must never eat Malcolms eggs.

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Anon - 26-May-11 17:11 

Why are you horsey types splitting hairs on all these posts? Sh!t is sh!t, from whatever animal it emerges. I don't want my daughter tripping over and falling in it because it upsets her, whether it is dog or horse. Why can you not just say sometimes 'fair enough, good point' rather than just telling everyone to get a life? Horses and riders are a bloody nuisance round here, not a week goes by without roads being closed because a horse has escaped from some pen or other, and there is pretty much crap everywhere. I don't mind people having their hobbies obviously, whatever they are, but if it impacts on other people then have the balls to accept it and try to prevent or minimise the impact, not just tell us its our problem.

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plug_your_horses_@rse_for_cryi - 26-May-11 15:32 

Rocky - horses aren't allowed on designated footpaths - only bridleways, un classified paths, byways and green lanes - so there already IS a law!

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anon - 19-May-11 23:35 

"Rocky" Dog crap has worms in it that blinds people who it comes into contact with. It adheres to the soles of boots & shoes thus it gets trod into carpets. The only bonus it has is that it sticks to bully bike tyres. Horse poo is merely safe, inert, digested grass with none of those inherent problems.

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Boblet - 26-Apr-11 11:17 

There is a footpath at the back of the houses where I live and is used regularly by dog walkers and people taking children to school or walking to the shops. On a number of occasions there has a considerable amount of horse manure on the path which takes a considerable amount of time to disappear and I think is disgusting and I believe a law should be introduced to ban horses from all footpaths nationally. I am a responsible dog owner and clear up after my dog so why should horse owners return to the scene and clear up after their horses!

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Rocky - 25-Apr-11 09:28 

As a driver aswell as a horse owner, I thought Id say a little something! I have horses in a yard in a relatively build up area, did not used to be but new housing estates etc have made us use roads to be able to get to riding areas off road, and try to be a good horse rider, moving over to give way to vehicles, I have even taken a riding & road safety riding test, which most clubs etc expect all their memebers to take, the younger the better. I also have insurance to ride on the roads, 2m public liability insurance, along with vet fee cover this insurance premium costs me £42 a month, so dont take riding on the roads lightly!


I do not ride on the pavements as it states we must not do so in the highway code, (I think its no54 in the code). We have to cross a main road to get out of the yard and then have to use one of 3 roads when going out to ride, we have had people come running out shouting at us about the mess, we do apologise, and after we have ridden we go back with a shovel etc to clean it up, but I would say the older generation usually get there before us and use it on their gardens! And we have more confrontation with the mid age range of people than the older range, even though one couple said to us they moved here to be out of the city and closer to the countryside, but asked us if we could not ride past on a sunday before 9am as it was waking them up!

Its not safe for us to carry shovels etc on us, (different if your driving your horse) and not safe for us to stop, get off hold horse in one hand and try and pick up the poo and get back on, we would could a hazard in the road, which would be something else that could cause friction.

Not all riders our like our yard, but just wanted to say that some of us do try our best not to annoy the other road users! I think aslong as there are horses on the road, I think this gripe will stay around!

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Frankie - 10-Apr-11 19:50 

Take it home and use it in your garden then you'll have a lovely garden to look at rather than moaning. re-the barrier or alternative path thats what bridle ways are supposed to be for (before cars were invented etc)- (how about drivers collecting all the fumes that cars leave behind) but unfortunately people keep building houses or councils put up annoying fences and horses have to find alternative routes, anyway happy new year

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Zeddy - 1-Jan-11 22:15 

If you have to poop scoop dog dirt up then it should be the same for horse muck, it's still classed as fouling in my opinion.

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Big Mac Meal - 9-Nov-10 00:19 

@Krupps - "Criminal horses"? I did guffaw at that! Horses obviously know the Law, right?

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alice - 30-Aug-10 20:43 

Why weren't the police called!

Fouling of of any public footpath or road by an animal is an extreme criminal offense.
Stop and detain those concerned, take details and call police!

In this way everyone can relax without fear of criminal horses and riders!

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Krupps - 30-Aug-10 20:33 

I agree, but I'm sorry, after a 2 or 3 hour hack my priority is my horse. When I have finished seeing to her and her comfort and needs, THEN I will go back to the scene of the crime and clear up ... and by that time, as I said before, there is usually little left to clear up!

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Nikki - 26-Aug-10 20:17 

It is a good point cw, although often by the time you've got back to the stables, sorted the horse out, etc. etc. a couple of hourse have gone by and it's a bit late. You get back to the offending spot and it has been well and truly squished into the pavement by passing bikes or pedestrians.

I agree though, it is the decent thing to do.

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Nikki - 23-Aug-10 19:53 

Ha ha !!

Like your style mate! You are absolutely SO right - if you have enough time on your hands to moan about a bit of harmless horse poo, then you really do need to get a life IMO !

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Nikki - 20-Apr-10 12:36 

Doesnt look to much of a problem to me, perhaps you should get some shoes or bike tyres that are not magnetically attracted to horse poo. Maybe you should get a hobby or something, that will take your mind off trivial matters :-)

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Rider of the Apocalypse - 15-Apr-10 09:44 

Bah Humbug, Grassroots!

I shall report you to the RSPCA for Cruelty to Reindeers : (

Can't you just gather the reindeer droppings and put them on your roses? Assuming you have access to your roof area of course!

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Nikki - 17-Dec-09 07:55 

At this time of year we get reindeer crap on the roof. It's disgusting. I have put up spikes around the chimney but it does no good.

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Grassroots Opinion - 16-Dec-09 20:16 

Me too G, me too.

Your safety barrier idea is a good one, but would probably be far too expensive to ever be implemented.

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Nikki - 16-Dec-09 20:01 

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