So your village is a rat run
18-March-2010
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The derogatory term "rat run" used to describe a road when used by traffic to avoid congestion. Well then, maybe we should all sit in the jams like good little clones and not have the temerity to consider or even use an alternative route?

This term is typically used by people who, when they bought a house, were too stupid to notice that it had a highway in front of it and are now shocked that said highway can actually be used by traffic. If you don’t want others to drive by your house, then move to a place that doesn’t have any roads!

Traffic Calming Measures and the Rat Run

To combat such rattish behaviour, local councils happily install nonsensical "traffic calming measures" (read roadblocks and hazards), one way systems and bollards to make Mr. and Mrs Suburban happy again that their personal road cannot be used by anyone but themselve.

This is pure and simple just a case of:

  1. Anti-vehicle political correctness gone way beyond mad.
  2. Such politically correct activity being legitimised by local government and the media, by gleefully proliferating the term "rat run".
  3. A quashing of any expression of individuality - i.e. "just know your place, conform and sit in the queue with the rest of the plebs."

Here’s the bottom line. We pay road tax and we want to (in fact sometimes need to) drive our cars. Who are you to tell us what roads we can and can’t drive on?

If the main roads become congested and there alternative routes there will always be a “rat run”. I would have thought it was obvious blatantly obvious that if you solve the congestion problem, you at least go some way to reducing traffic cutting through the villages.

By: Angry Git


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I think that rat runs are a great way to loose all the traffic. But only if the rat runs are wide enough and there are speed bumps!
*sophie  08-Feb-2010 20:30

 
Thing is, people tend to drive fast and erratically on short cuts.

Tends to be angry people who do that. Which leads to accidents. All because some fool couldn't wait in a queue because the little vein in his temple was throbbing.

Get some perspective. It's the speed that people dislike.
*Mr Smith  26-Oct-2009 12:01

 
The way to reduce the use of rat runs and keep our countryside quiet is if this country improves traffic flow on the trunk roads and motorways.
*Terry  29-May-2009 20:21

 
Why just villages though Sammy Spire?
As I said I sometimes use the local shops as I go through these villages, I'm sure they are glad of my money.
Also, if you care about polluting the atmosphere, I use less petrol by taking a shorter route and spending less time with the engine running. Just think of the amount of pollution caused by traffic jams!
I do know where my accelerator is too, thank you, but I use it as necessary, and always try my best to drive carefully.
There are probably people (I'm not saying you are one) who live in villages used as "rat runs" who don't like it, but also think we should all try to drive less miles to save the planet and can't see the hypocrisy in this!
*grumpyoldwoman  16-Sep-2008 08:32

 
grumpyoldwoman, I never stated towns and cities, nevermind all. This is your idea.

As for road pricing and the economy, don't think it could get much worse, but it will.
*Sammy Spire  15-Sep-2008 16:19

 
Yes - good idea! Introduce congestion charges for all villages, towns & cities together with road pricing so that nobody can afford to go anywhere at all & see what happens to the economy then!
*grumpyoldwoman  15-Sep-2008 15:40

 
Grumpyoldwoman you may be able to find reverse but, how long before you find the accelerator pedal.

There was a time when you could cross a street in a village, not any longer. Introducing congestion charges for entering villages just may be the way ahead.

What's in your wallet!?
*Sammy Spire  15-Sep-2008 15:01

 
I totally agree with Angry Git, we all pay road tax to drive on any roads we want to.
I use the lanes near where I live as much as possible as I would rather do a bit of reversing or shoving my car up a hedge to get past someone than put up with the stress of being stuck in a jam.
(Yes I am a woman who can find reverse!)
This does involve driving through a few small villages but so what? I sometimes find a small shop I can use from time to time in the process.
*grumpyoldwoman  15-Sep-2008 10:23

 
Nice to know that you have a thoughtful attitude to your fellow human beings. You are exactly the type of person that nearly knocks me down when I'm out walking my dogs. It's the speed that people object to and Sat Navs have made the situation worse as it takes people into unsuitable roads. What a selfish, arrogant twat.
*Rob  09-Sep-2008 15:56

 
If the villagers think it is bad now then imagine what it would be like if the governments charging per mile came in to effect. Everyone would be using the back roads and rat runs to keep the cost down. Towns and main routes would be empty. Another example of our politicians moving a problem instead of solving it.
*Freddie  21-Feb-2008 22:32

 
Sod off cutting through the villages, use the main roads which were built for the traffic! I live close to a village and it is a very pretty area, yet it is spoilt by these idiots driving excessive speeds and cutting through the village using its narrow lanes! It's dangerous, noisy and pollutes the area. With the growth of a nearby town, the traffic has increased badly over past years, it's just not on, it's not as if the main road isn't close by! I think what you have said in your paragraph about "people being too stupid to notice the traffic when buying their house" is false, elder relatives of mine have lived in the village for over 30 years, it was a quiet lane until people found out they could cut through and with the growth of the nearby town, so I think that is a stupid assumption to make. I expect you're one of these people who speed through a village without any reagard for anyone else, yet you'd be pi**ed off if people rat ran through where you live!
*dan  21-Feb-2008 10:19

 
Similar sort of situation, is when people buy houses next to railways and then complain about the train horns and maintenance work. There's a nearby village with traffic calming measures, probably the worst i've seen they literally stuck a jutting out kerb in the middle of the road! And get this, its still wide enough to fit 2 trucks though.
*Matthew  25-Oct-2007 14:38


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