So your village is a rat run
02-September-2010
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The derogatory term "rat run" used to describe a road when used by traffic to avoid congestion. Well then, maybe we should all sit in the jams like good little clones and not have the temerity to consider or even use an alternative route?

This term is typically used by people who, when they bought a house, were too stupid to notice that it had a highway in front of it and are now shocked that said highway can actually be used by traffic. If you don’t want others to drive by your house, then move to a place that doesn’t have any roads!

Traffic Calming Measures and the Rat Run

To combat such rattish behaviour, local councils happily install nonsensical "traffic calming measures" (read roadblocks and hazards), one way systems and bollards to make Mr. and Mrs Suburban happy again that their personal road cannot be used by anyone but themselve.

This is pure and simple just a case of:

  1. Anti-vehicle political correctness gone way beyond mad.
  2. Such politically correct activity being legitimised by local government and the media, by gleefully proliferating the term "rat run".
  3. A quashing of any expression of individuality - i.e. "just know your place, conform and sit in the queue with the rest of the plebs."

Here’s the bottom line. We pay road tax and we want to (in fact sometimes need to) drive our cars. Who are you to tell us what roads we can and can’t drive on?

If the main roads become congested and there alternative routes there will always be a “rat run”. I would have thought it was obvious blatantly obvious that if you solve the congestion problem, you at least go some way to reducing traffic cutting through the villages.

By: Angry Git


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My first step would be to seek help. You have an addiction. But since that addiction is to cars we'll just stick our heads in the sand and ignore it. Go on Britain. The solution is obviously working. blah blah blah... I pay road tax... blah blah blah... political correctness gone mad.... blah blah blah... quashing of any expression of individuality... blah blah blah......... what a load of bollocks.

good luck!
*AJ  07-Jun-2010 20:58

 
My first step would be to seek help. You have an addiction. But since that addiction is to cars we'll just stick our heads in the sand and ignore it. Go on Britain. The solution is obviously working. blah blah blah... I pay road tax... blah blah blah... political correctness gone mad.... blah blah blah... quashing of any expression of individuality... blah blah blah......... what a load of bollocks.

good luck!
*AJ  07-Jun-2010 19:03

 
Anonymous, I don't think I mentioned bikes, they are nothing to do with this gripe! They should be on the road; I was talking about the fact that pedestrians don't belong in the road unless they are crossing.
*grumpyoldwoman  12-May-2010 14:00

 
Grumpyoldwoman

Roads are also for bikes! Some motorists - you may not be one of them - seem to think that bikes should be on pavements and not roads.

People who have no choice but to walk or get public transport hate and fear thugs on bikes who use pavements as race tracks.
*Anonymous  12-May-2010 12:39

 
I agree & DISAGREE too. In London, I am on a rat run. This is created when councils choose to 'route' traffic through by one way streets making it the only viable option. I say, remove one way streets as no one should be privledged at the expense of others in this near gridlocked city.
*axzed  12-May-2010 12:33

 
The problem with the idea of making residential roads primarily pedestrian areas is that said pedestrians, many of them children, become complacent. These children will end up thinking that they can wander on & off the pavement with impunity; which will have tragic results when they go for a walk further afield.

I have already seen silly teenagers sitting on the kerb with their feet out in the road, on a busy main road. I don't think they really wanted artificial legs, but who knows?

They need to be taught that roads are for cars!
*grumpyoldwoman  15-Apr-2010 08:13

 
The so called 'rat runs' are through residential areas and presumably we all live in these.Surely it is reasonable to be courteous when passing through someones living area.There is an increasing move towards the idea of shared spaces which will in time mean that all roads in residential areas will become pedestrian priority with speed reduced to little more than walking pace.The idea is that the space between houses is part of the residents living environment and vehicles are barely tolerated.
*princeps  14-Apr-2010 22:05

 
I think that rat runs are a great way to loose all the traffic. But only if the rat runs are wide enough and there are speed bumps!
*sophie  08-Feb-2010 20:30

 
Thing is, people tend to drive fast and erratically on short cuts.

Tends to be angry people who do that. Which leads to accidents. All because some fool couldn't wait in a queue because the little vein in his temple was throbbing.

Get some perspective. It's the speed that people dislike.
*Mr Smith  26-Oct-2009 12:01

 
The way to reduce the use of rat runs and keep our countryside quiet is if this country improves traffic flow on the trunk roads and motorways.
*Terry  29-May-2009 20:21

 
Why just villages though Sammy Spire?
As I said I sometimes use the local shops as I go through these villages, I'm sure they are glad of my money.
Also, if you care about polluting the atmosphere, I use less petrol by taking a shorter route and spending less time with the engine running. Just think of the amount of pollution caused by traffic jams!
I do know where my accelerator is too, thank you, but I use it as necessary, and always try my best to drive carefully.
There are probably people (I'm not saying you are one) who live in villages used as "rat runs" who don't like it, but also think we should all try to drive less miles to save the planet and can't see the hypocrisy in this!
*grumpyoldwoman  16-Sep-2008 08:32

 
grumpyoldwoman, I never stated towns and cities, nevermind all. This is your idea.

As for road pricing and the economy, don't think it could get much worse, but it will.
*Sammy Spire  15-Sep-2008 16:19


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