Freaks on Internet dating sites
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Recently I’ve found myself a lovely lady, so I’ve decided to sign myself out of the Internet chat rooms and dating sites.  So what’s my Gripe?

It’s a small minority of the people that are the problem, not the web site.  Most of them are looking for a genuine partner and I met up with some, they turned out to be nice friends… However, there are people in there that have half naked pictures, but on their profile it says things like, “I’ve got a boyfriend so not looking”, or “just here for friendship...” and there others that say, “I’m looking for a gorgeous guy with a big ****”, etc. etc, but when you look at the picture they have of themselves, they look like complete freaks!

Internet dataing sites, you never know what freaks you will find there.

The “good looking” ones have a real attitude problem.  I am not jealous of them, or anything like that.  I sent this one person a message via the chat room. “Nice picture, your very attractive” I said, and in turn she called me a pervert!  Really, do you think so?  So WHY is your picture in full view for the world to see if your touchy about people passing comment?

The thing that REALLY gets up my nose about Internet dating sites is the amount of pointless information that some people provide.  They spell out their entire lives, just stopping short of giving you their NI number and bank details!

Here’s an example “…The man I am looking for has to be tall and handsome and drive a fast car. They must be able to understand my needs and like the colour pink because I like the colour pink…  Oh and purple, that brings out my eyes which are my best features along with my legs which are really nice.  I try and where skirts so I can show them more, but normally I wear trousers for my work.  By the way, I work in a burger joint; I have 4 stars now and am allowed to use the milkshake machine.  I go out on Saturday, Friday and Thursday nights; I also go out Wednesday, Tuesday, Monday and Sunday, so most nights.  I would say that my favourite drink is VK blue.  My favourite song is Hey Baby and I like dancing in nightclubs with my friends.  One of them is a right slapper though, because she stole my boyfriend once, but doesn’t matter though cause I didn’t love him anyway…”

You get the idea?  I’ll stop there I think, but if you are the unfortunate guy that stumbles across that, with a picture of a blonde wearing next to nothing.  I would say move swiftly on to the next profile or quit the Internet dating sites and chat rooms!


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we are not all the same u know..there are some genuine ones out there.lol
*minxiemo  04-Dec-2009 14:04

 
I would just like to say that I thought I had met a very nice young man. We had a wonderful instant message converstion and shorty after talked on the telephone. Then all of a sudden he stopped calling. When I tried to talk to him online he only seemed busy like he was chatting with someone else. Well he was. I started reading comments other ladies were leaving on his profile and they were sexual in nature. I guess he was talking dirty to them too. All his friends, he seems to add are freaky looking and bi-sexual woman. Still hating that I met an A-hole and I hope he gets what he deserves!
*Cara  23-Oct-2009 14:35

 
I've observed a friend of mine as she has gone through a succession of internet dates. She is an attractive and successful girl in her late 30's with a lively personality and an interesting background. I suspect that her relative success, independence, and the fact that she has opinions of her own have put off a lot of men since they seem to prefer doormats.

Her 'dates' have all fallen into one or more of the following categories :
Socially crippled
Blatantly sexually frustrated and only wanting sex
Mummy's boys
Braggarts
Self obsessed
Losers

The best (I am being sarcastic) was the guy who when she asked him to tell her about himself said : "I drive a BMW".

That said, many of the men she's met in real life have not been much better which is why, at 40, she prefers to remain single.
*MikeP  09-Aug-2009 15:24

 
I've had loads of dates through internet dating and have experienced the best and the worst that it can throw at you. I've also had three flings as a result, of which I'm grateful (although frustrated that none of them worked out). It can be very demoralising as it makes you realise just how shallow and superficial a lot of people are. Some people these days won't even acknowledge your existence unless you fit into their concept of an ideal man exactly.

I'm determined to find myself a partner, but if internet dating is the best I can hope for then it's going to be a long, hard slog to the finish line.
*Michael  09-Aug-2009 14:14

 
i found my fat ass ugly freak of a boyfriend on there. I love his rolls.
*Megan Barnes  05-Jul-2009 17:03

 
I love internet dating sites, I find many lovers on there!!!
*Celia Hackling  18-Jun-2009 14:42

 
you sad sad people.. get a life, lose your weight, then get lots of plastic surgery so people can look at you without throwing up. Then you stand a chance in the real world, not cyber space.... web dating is a dumb last resort, never do it!
*you UGLY f**kers  15-Jun-2009 09:41

 
All I can say is watch out for the ones that are married. My husband has been on just about everyone of these sites. I told him to get his sorry backside out because he's a loser. He pretends he is single but he's in heaps of debt; gambles etc. I don't know what he's trying to prove. Thank goodness I found out - he kept telling me how much he loves me; kept things sweet while cheating. Well he can't have his cake and eat it. To the slappers out there that he's been with either in person and online - good luck to you some of the names of these sl.ts are: Lia, Delilah and Claire. Ladies your boyfriend or husband may have slept witht them too - what's another thousand or more to these w.ores!
*Slappers online  07-May-2009 19:15

 
I found my perfect match on mocospace.com. we are now happily married and I have a 10 month old step son named ashton. some dont work and some do. Its all about how you present yourself and how they present themselfs.
*Ashtons_Mommy_4_Life  01-May-2009 03:50

 
There are good and bad sites, Match.com has worked for me as I am in a great relationship but we would have never met as both self employed and work extremely hard. However I was a member of some "lets get it on" sites and found that the women were on there either to have their egos massaged by pervs, couldn't travel or accomodate and in the worst cases weren't even real people but scammers just interested in getting card details off you. So beware don't use benaughty.com or other sites of this style unless you fancy being ripped off. (my card details never revealed as not stupid)
*Cupid&Fate  27-Apr-2009 16:25

 
Hey one of these weirdos is probably my husband. He's always visiting chat rooms or sex sites site - he's an ugly bugg.. so watch out. Hardly brushes his teeth, I have to tell him to change his pants, can't handle money, has debts and is bald. If he tells you he works in I.T. then that's true but ask him for a photo. He's ugly through and through. He's just lost me a lovely woman!
I can't bear being next to him - I've tried training him in health and hygiene but he is a lost cause. Hmm he also smells like a stale ashtray - stale ciggy smoke a real turn off. Yuck! and double Yuck!

Women are not stupid - I've worked out to check him out...he's going to be in for a shock. Just waiting for the photos from the private investigator. May the Gods smile upon me and I'll be free from this menacing idiot. I will NEVER marry again.
*I bet they're all mingers!  09-Jan-2009 16:04

 
Maybe its because you is a big time mingerella? rupupumpum rumpupumpum!
*Monseur Poopoo  20-Dec-2008 20:11


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