Christmas office parties suck
05-July-2009
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Well the ones that actually take place in the office definitely do, because for one thing you don’t get a chance to escape the boring office environment.

Another boring christmas dinner

But all Christmas work parties wherever they are held can feel like nothing more than an extension to a day at the office.  There’s nothing worse than being sat at a table next to Bob the project manager, who doesn’t exactly know how to let loose and have fun at the best of times. He’s the one person you DO NOT forward jokes on to. Instead of having fun, letting what’s left of his hair down and maybe getting a bit merry; he decides instead to bore you half to death with shop talk.  We could have just stayed at the office and had that; at least I would still be getting paid to listen to all that nonsense.

Talking of cash, if you’re lucky the company might stump up for the Christmas meal, that at least goes some way to compensate for the fact that you have to spend an evening away from your friends and family to talk shop with Bob.  It can get expensive at this time of year, and sometimes there will be more than one of these events to go to.  I once worked for a charity and as you’d expect the employees forked out for their own Christmas meal.  You should have seen the chaos that ensued when it was time to pay the bill. Still, at least they were a friendly bunch so it wasn’t all that bad.

Another thing about the Christmas work do, if you go to a restaurant or other venue, they’re either held at some obscure place out in the middle of nowhere, or at some really expensive joint.  What on earth is that all about? Can’t we just go for some centrally located venue that is both convenient and affordable for everyone in the department?  After all, we’re not all on a big executive salary and some of us might just require a few sherbets to make it through the evening.

I’ve never really been to a ‘wild office party’, the kind that you hear about in the gossip columns. To me the Christmas bash has always been a bit of a chore and one I could quite happily live without.  It’s not that I’m not sociable; it’s just that I would generally choose a different crowd to hang out and spend my time with.  Time for me is very valuable.  There are a few exceptions and I’ve made some really good and lasting friends through work, these people I still regularly go out and socialize with.

The office Christmas party is to me, a very fake social engagement. But then again, as I said maybe I haven’t been to the right ‘office party’.


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Please, for your own sake, do not enter your purposely ugly holiday gifts in the secret santa ceremony. It shows us all that you do not like your job, and do not like us. Be professional.
*inkpotprinttrivet  22-Dec-2008 02:09

 
hey time to get drunk get laid maybe regret something get sacked and then get divorced yippeeeeeeee what a party
*treehugger  10-Dec-2008 16:16

 
Really? The ones in our company only wanted to talk shop the entire evening, were completely t-total and as far as I can tell saw the men in the company as obstacles to their future success. Certainly never discovered any raving wotsits. Oh well, another christmas party to endure :(
*Ray  28-Nov-2008 18:45

 
The Christmas party is literally that time of year when you discover that 75% of all the females in the office are raving nymphomaniacs.
*Be of Good Cheer  28-Nov-2008 17:47

 
Never did like the office Christmas party either. A couple of hours hanging out with a bunch of boring gits from work you wouldn't give the time of day to normally. Who cares if it's free, I'd rather stay at home and watch telly
*Ray  28-Nov-2008 13:59

 
The Office Christmas party, paid for largely by the company, is for the benefit of the bosses. Have you noticed how all they can think about is using the occasion for themselves.

The party gives them another opportunity or way of "Lording" it up over everyone. After all, as they are already top of the tree in terms of pay, they don't need to worry about this any more so they have to find other ways to top up their own sense of self-importance. You are being used, suckers!
*Sid  30-Oct-2007 12:32

 
This is so funny. Christmas used to be a time of good will and the office parties were part of that. I have also suffered at the hands of the office bore, been left with a feeling less than festive and just wishing I was anywhere else but with my workmates. With the company I work for the Christmas party comes out of OUR pocket and to be honest, at that time of year I'd rather spend the cash on the kids than socialising with the bosses. They can go straight to h3ll with their fat bonuses and mistresses.
*Mooch  04-Sep-2007 16:21

 
Naivity is attractive, only in the young and inexperienced, adults should know better, but then, a lot of adults don't read newspapers, or watch/listen to current affairs programmes, and therefore don't know what is going on in the world. These are the very people who live for entertainement only, and YES! xmas! The vwer lazy layabouts you are talking about. Hard working people don't care for such trivial tosh like xmas. . .
*The Warden  16-Jan-2006 08:32

 
I think you'll find people agree with do gooders, than agree with a NO-GOOD layabouts.

But what would you know.
*r  16-Jan-2006 05:26

 
No agrees with Bill, he's an naive 'do gooder'
*The Warden  11-Jan-2006 08:35

 
Then again, I still agree with Bill
*Santa Bleugh  09-Jan-2006 07:03

 
Well said, joy at last, a good summing up
*Santa Bleugh  08-Jan-2006 19:36


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