Stupid things people do at the airport
12-May-2008
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I’ve got to get this one off my chest now because having just come back from a busy Airport, Luton in this case, I can see why some people might dread flying off somewhere on holiday.

Where you can shove that trolley madam!

Airports are busy places and some people do the stupidest things there.  What gives, do they all leave their brains’ at home when they take off for a holiday?

Its bad enough having to put up with delayed or worse still cancelled flights, youngsters running amok in the departure lounge and the general incompetence of airport staff.  . But when we have to deal with the real bozos and air heads as well it tends to lead to a completely new level of frustration.

Baggage trolleys aren't difficult to operate

Lets start with baggage trolleys, these things aren’t difficult to operate, so why do some people insist on dumping them in stupid places, just park them in the bay when you’re done with them.  And why do the continually nudge you with them when you’re waiting to check in.  It doesn’t speed the process up?  You’re not going to get to the desk any quicker by shunting me with that thing!

Okay you’ve checked in and you’re flight is on time so you head off for departures and go through airport security.  Why do people stand in the queue for the security check for 15 minutes and then remove their coat and empty their pockets only when they get to the security scanner?  You have to stand there and watch as person after person does this, when they get to the scanner they look surprised when they are asked to remove there coats.  This just annoys me no end, don’t they want to get to the bar?

The sad thing is, you have to go through all this again at the other end. You make your way to the baggage reclaim area only to be faced with lemmings that crush up as close to carousel as possible in the hope that they can snatch their luggage before anyone else.  Now this conveyer belt snakes up and down the room for miles, and yet they just must cram themselves right up to the door where the baggage falls onto the belt. Why do they do this?  Do they think someone is about to run off with their duty free if their bag has to move more than three feet away from the door?  Please ladies and gentlemen, lets have some sanity in the terminal building!!


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I am over 60. I will no longer stand for poor services and bad value for money. I have had enough. I used to forgive, no longer. The country has gone to the dogs as far I am concerned. I have just flown back from Europe using British Airways. Never again. Together with the British Airport Authority they have jointly conspired to make my journey a misery. From long queues at Heathrow terminal 4, from monopolies and over priced duty-free shops all owned by BAA. From lack of a decent wholsome meal on the plane. From general lack of care and couldn't give a damn attitude. It's not my problem they always say. My custom will disappear I say. I just warn the young people today: if they let the world take advantage of them, they will be taken advantage of.
*Flown Out  20-Jan-2008 20:03

 
Unbelievable. The stupidest things that are done at airports are by those who run them. Today I had to pick someone up at Heathrow Terminal 4. Never again. Terminal 4 simply has not got the capacity to handle the traffic put through it.

I learned a lot.

a) All the Duty Free stores in BAA Airports are owned by BAA. They have a complete monopoly. This is sick. This is the government giving away nice little earners. Don't shop there. It's stupid

b) The term Duty Free is meaningless. You must be stupid to be taken in by this still.

c) Why does it cost £5-10p an hour to park your car at Heathrow Terminal 4? Don't bring your car to the airport. It's stupid.

d) Don't change you money at the airport into or from Euros. You ,must be stupid if you do.
*Demonopolise the Airports  22-Sep-2007 22:19

 
Please, would those fools whom cause lengthy queues at airports, kindly whilst waiting in line do the following: remove your belt, shoes, coins, phones, and all metal and electronic objects prior to the line of the X Ray machine! or at least be prepared. I have counted numerous times, passengers waiting til the last minute and holding up the line, and they always tend to be the ones with a smile on thier face. Also I suggest airlines limit the size of carry on items to fit a third of a size of the overhead bin. The aircraft should also have slots/individual compartments allocated within the overhead bin for each passenger by thier seat number. This will ensure that sefish travellers do not take up all the the space and speed up the X-Ray areas.
*God  04-Jul-2007 10:09

 
Oh good perfect... This stinks I have recently just purchased a new VAIO Laptop ($2100) and now at the terminal security port/airport security port area they are trying to help the flow of travelers by going at their best speed for checking... However I'm just scared that in their haste they may damage my laptop (dropping it or throwing it...) or other electronic device I pocess (iPod, cell phone, pda) grr... I'm not sure I want to bring my laptop anymore in fear that it may get damaged. Don't forget these lines though, "Sir please remove your shoes and place all personal items in the basket and your bag on the x-ray belt and then walk through the scanner...."
*Worried  27-May-2007 19:53

 
Who wants to fly these days. Being sealed in a tube with a load of common council house plebs, with their bad clothes and free-flight-with-every-six-tokens-cut-out-from-The-Sun and horrid kids, to fly to a destination which is just a version of their own council estates, only in the sunshine.
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*michael is the best  22-Apr-2007 23:13

 
. My kids were brought up with respect for others, not forced on others. . .
Toy Boy 12/8/2005 7:45:30 PM

I find that hard to believe, the very fact you have spawned makes me feel rather sick
*michael caine  26-Apr-2006 16:15

 
Toy boy, haha. . . my sentiments exactly! Try ordering a glass of water and throw it over both of them. Harmless, but hopefully it will get through to these selfish women that a lot of people don't want to have to see these unpleasant 'animal' things going on in front of them. There is nothing wrong with formula milk. Especially in public places etc.
Respectful person 11/6/2005 8:27:14 PM


Maybe if you had been breastfed you wouldnt be so analy retentive.
*michae l caine  26-Apr-2006 16:13

 
But you forgot to mention the most Stupidest Thing they all do. Get up from the seat, open the overhead bin to pick up their stuff and rush for the exit even as the aircraft is reversing thrust down the Runway after just touching down. Such people should be denied Air Travel permanently.
*Wake Turbulence  08-Mar-2006 08:47

 
Oh lord... 50 year old plus men reading a broadsheet and elbowing you in the ribs everytime they turn the page... Vienna last week, I had this there and back... then one guy practically humping me in his desperation to get out of his seat to get his bag out of the overhead locker despite the fact the people already standing were nose to ear and there was no room for him to join the post disembark aisle squash. Or maybe he was just a pervert?! And then the guy at passport control who pushed past everyone to jump the queue - travel who needs it!
*Jet Set ain't glamorous  12-Dec-2005 20:05

 
Frightened of . . . breast feeding! Ha, who could possibly be frightened of it? Don't tell me. . . the very people who do it in front of others, knowing it is an unpleasant 'animal' thing, which even the most 'maternal' mother in the world would not 'perform' this 'function' in front of anyone else. Yes, you are quite correct, it is 'natural' But I wonder how you would feel about a person taking their clothes' down and squating on the floor in the gangway of the 'plane' and going to the toilet. Most unpleasant. Ugh . . . It is not necessary for a young baby to be on public transport anyway. A bottle would do in the most rare circumstances. Perhaps we should provide a 'pen' for them, so they could all 'do it' together, and have a 'feed in party' yuk. . . My kids were brought up with respect for others, not forced on others. . .
*Toy Boy  08-Dec-2005 19:45

 
And why can't women TIT feed their babies in public. It's what nature intended before them silly bottles where invented.

There's nothing more healthier for babies than natural MOTHER MILK.
*Del  26-Nov-2005 10:30


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