Vegetarians are a pain to cook for
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There is nothing worse than when a vegetarian, or worse still a vegan with holier-than-thou morals turns up to your BBQ.  What on earth do you do to feed them?  Do you source out some cardboard burgers or point them in the general direction of the salad bowl?  What do you cook for the vegetarians who turn up to your BBQ?

I know they think they’re being good and pure, not harming animals and being ultra civilized, but it’s just downright inconvenient for the rest of us who have to cater for them and put up with their snide comments; wouldn’t mind if it wasn’t for the attitude.  Us meat eaters normally tend to hang out with fellow carnivores, but somehow or other when it comes to a social gathering you’ll occasionally get a veggie with chip on their shoulder.  A chip that must not have been cooked in animal fat I hasten to add!

Hamburger on a barbecue, not suitable for vegetarians with attitude

They’ll try to convert the meat eating hordes to their way of thinking.  Eating meat is bad.  It’s not healthy and think about the cruelty and suffering to the animal.  What’s the matter with them?  Have they looked at their teeth lately? Those pointy ones might be a bit of a clue, because I don’t think the thousands of years of evolution were for nothing!  To hell with them I say, when in Rome do as the Romans do.  If you don’t like sausages I'm not going to force you to eat them, you can feast on the cheese roles and salad for all I care.  You don’t have to eat meat, but if I want to partake of dead flesh then I will and what’s more I will enjoy it.

Don’t get me wrong, I’m not setting out to deliberately offend vegetarians.  After all, one man’s meat is another man’s poison or so they say.  It’s the ones that don’t respect my opinion and criticise the fact that I eat meat that I have a problem with.


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So you wouldn't cater for someone with a food allergy? Much the same thing really except a vegetarian or vegan chooses not to eat meat/animal products. You aren't being a friend if you don't respect their believes, so stop being selfish!
*Marmitekid  28-Feb-2010 20:00

 
if you dont want to cook for vegetarians then dont invite them! simple as. and when you said "Have they looked at their teeth lately? Those pointy ones might be a bit of a clue, because I don’t think the thousands of years of evolution were for nothing!" our teeth are actually more suited for eating like a herbivore not a carnivore(or omnivore).
*Hollie  21-Feb-2010 16:56

 
I once knew someone who made a big deal of being vegetarian (I've no problem with it) but ate fish. I pointed out on a few occasions that you are not supposed to eat any animal, whether it swims or walks. His reply was that the fish had 'had more of a life'. He never did get round to explaining his penchant for leather trousers...
*Bukowski  29-Oct-2009 17:28

 
Merlin you sound like a boring old git. I cook the BBQ, summer spring, autumn and if it aint too bad in the winter too, and I do half the cooking the rest of the year too. I spend a lot of hours in the kitchen. Let the wife wash up? Women these days haven't got a clue about cleaning and most of the ones I've met are shy when it comes to washing up - something to do with the current generation no doubt, had it all on a plate I think.. So go smoke yourself you big girls blouse.
*R1 never behold  19-Aug-2009 02:19

 
im not a vegaterian,but I dont like barbeques..the majority of which are `cooked` by males who normaly dont go near a kitchen at other times of the year and yet suddenly transform into chefs for the summer! if you enjoy barby food ..ok but dont pollute the atmosphere..just let the wife cook it and you wash up..then go outside abd sit in your clean aired garden after!
*merlin  18-Aug-2009 23:41

 
Your burger is pretty inconvenient for the cow, too.

Your delight in "partaking of dead flesh" reeks of machismo, and is disgusting.

Don't invite veg*ns to your house if you can't make the comfortable. Likewise, don't invite Jews if you think they're "picky" for not eating pork.

Lame.
*Vegan  06-Aug-2009 19:51

 
I am not offended but I am a veggie, my choice is based on my own feelings as I respect yours as much. Each to there own but I would like to point out that veggies or not we are all nice people who might have just wanted to be with you at your BBQ gathering maybe be happy that no matter how stron their own opinion is they still come to spend time with you even at their own expence of disliking the smell, look and reason why people eat something they hold in high regard. Its not like I am attacking you far from it I just wish I knew you cause I get annoyed with the righous ones too and wish they would stop giving us all a bad name That goes for single minded people who cant see my view and dont try to make me welcome. Ps Quorn is not cardboard like any more maybe you could just keep 1 pack of burgers in for them as politeness I am sure you would be very we recieved. :-)
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*michelle  03-Aug-2009 13:26

 
What I say to vegetarians is "stop being so bloody fussy". Whether it's meat or not, it's all good food. Anyway, vegetarians can be that way if they like but for Goodness' sake, don;t turn up to a barbecue!
*Terry  02-Aug-2009 01:34

 
Vegetarians are a pain to cook for?Just try cooking for a Vegan.About a year ago I invited a Vegan friend to my Home to watch a football match.I thought beer,chips and Linda Macartney hot dogs would be entirely acceptable.He rejected my budweisers because he could not be totally certain they did not contain animal derivatives.He sent me to the off-Licence to buy Holsten-pils which are apparently acceptable for vegans.After questioning me about whether I had ever cooked meat products in my deep-Fat fryer He rejected the chips.He ate the hot-dogs only after proof-reading all of the various ingredients Lists.
*Mr Hicks  15-Jul-2009 01:04

 
Me and my partner are vegetarian and our reason is because we don't like the idea of killing animals. We often get invited to BBQs, we always check if it's okay if we can bring a small disposable BBQ and our own food - so we don't put anyone out. If not, we are quite happy with salad or a sandwich and couldn't care less what other people eat - their reasons are theirs to own, not ours. When we have a BBQ ourselves, we don't have any other veggie friends, so we cook meat and have a smaller, veggie BBQ for us. All the other stuff in veggie to ensure no contamination and we've had no problems yet. Accept everyone for who they are and like them coz they're them, not coz of what they eat, who they love, who their god is etc. Don't stereotype people - I would have a problem with someone who told me to eat meat, just as much as someone who told one of my friends not to...we're not all the same.
*Amy  25-Jun-2009 17:55

 
A vegan - well you're an inspiring vegetarian then and not one of the whingy ones that have turned up to my BBQs in the past. If you're bringing you're own non meat stuff to chow and you're not gonna look down your nose at the meat lovers you're welcome at one of my pigouts (sorry) any time!
*Pete's big meat  19-Apr-2009 13:58

 
hi! had a very hearty laugh reading all the comments on the subject above.I am a vegetarian and do visit BBQ for my friends sake or to atleast enjoy with them. It doesn't matter who eats what! until and unless we enjoy the party. I make my own dish and take it along. After all, living life is living for the moment!!!!
*A vegan  19-Apr-2009 12:15


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