Why do females gossip all the time?
19-March-2010
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Women who gossip all the time and are indecisive!  Here we go, its one of my pet hates and I fully expect to be flamed well and truly for this one.  Okay, I’m one of those office workers and I like to go and grab a sandwich from the canteen.  Lots of people like to do this between twelve and and two in the afternoon, so as you would expect lunch times can be quite busy.

Now my gripe isn’t with the food or the contents of the sandwich, which is sometimes mediocre.  My issue is with my fellow workers, particularly the female ones as I find it quite irritating the way their brains’ suddenly switch off the moment they queue up for lunch. 

They spend about ten minutes whilst waiting in the queue gassing with whoever will listen about their kids, their boyfriend, their diet, what happened on ‘sex in the city’ last night.  What they really should be doing is deciding what they want to eat.  So what’s wrong with a bit of polite conversation or gossip in the lunch queue I hear you ask?

The problem is that when it’s their turn to be served, they can’t make up their mind what they want and this delays everyone else!  If they had read the menu to see what ‘today’s special’ was, they wouldn’t be trying to decide between that and the bowl of salad when they get to the front of the queue. I know this probably all comes across as a bit petty and maybe even arrogant, but it’s all time wasted queuing and that is something I find very irritating.  Another part of it all really is the fact that I have to stand there and listen to the gory inner details of their personal life.  No thank you, way too much information before I’ve had my lunch!

Whats on the lunch menu, gossip?

Sorry, I just had to get that off my chest, and while we are at it let’s talk about personal space.  Standing in line isn’t difficult.  It doesn’t involve meandering back and forth between gossip buddies.  It also doesn’t involve being a few inches from me with your arms flailing around!  In short, respect personal space and think about lunch not gossip!

Up for a spot of office gossip?

Pupils want gossip for lunch, not good food
An article from the Sunday Herald.  Someone should tell them, if they come here to work that's all they'll get.

Office Gossip
Traditionally, women get a lot of criticism for gossiping. Apparently its not gossip, they "comment".  Article from AskMen.


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All woman are idiots. If we could reproduce ourselves, evolution would eventually get rid of their whinging kind. Seriously, what do woman bring to the world that us 'MEN' dont.
GRR!
*karlosthejackel  20-Jan-2010 14:29

 
I don't gossip much myself, hardly ever in fact.
However the grumpyoldman can "chat" on the phone or in person for hours!
*grumpyoldwoman  08-Feb-2009 16:19

 
Knock, knock, can I come in please? I ask that because I feel like I'm intruding into a place where a group of males are gassing away about females. Anyway, as you would expect, I, as a female, would like to balance things out a bit. First of all you'll be glad to hear that I agree with you on the whole but, as I'm no gossiper myself, understand that not all females should be tarred with the same brush. It is not a female phenomenom. However, neither should all males be assumed to be non gossipers because many of them are and some worse than females. I have first hand experience of this and see it everyday at work. Maybe diet is spoken about so often, male diets are a visual thing in our place of work ...... I see them stuffing their faces with food all day long !
*Female Boss  07-Feb-2009 12:04

 
"Great minds discuss ideas; Average minds discuss events; Small minds discuss people."

-Eleanor Roosevelt
*O-range  13-Dec-2008 02:43

 
most females gossip because they don't fart In public and have nothing else to do
...............check there mobile phone bills that says It all
*ladykiller  04-Nov-2008 19:35

 
Good point.
My private cellphone subscription has 30 free minutes a month. I normally end the month with 25 unused. Hers has 240 and she normally goes over.
*MikeP  25-Oct-2008 10:23

 
It's kinda skewed, isn't it? If women belong to a special breed, so do men who are no great shakes either. We men are just as gabby and gossipy; and judgmental, backbiting, slagging, raging inside when hanging around the water-cooler. I've seen and heard too much not to know. Sorry that we are too darn decent to put the slug on ourselves.

Just a thought, but it's a mild and healthy way to chill out by letting out your angst about them. But just don't let it eat you alive. How did I fare?
*Sam, the Tiger  24-Oct-2008 19:45

 
My phone bill last month = £0.00p
My wife's phone bill = £121.57p

Says everything doesn't it
*Hitting Bill O the Belt  24-Oct-2008 18:04

 
MikeP: Which one buzzed off first?

Why the male of course. Men will eventually finish a can of beer, but a woman can stay on the phone forever ;-)
*The Dandy Highwayman  24-Oct-2008 13:49

 
Two flies were buzzing around and eventually settled, one on the rim of a beer can and one on the 'phone.

Which was the male and which was the female?

The male was on the beer can and the female was on the 'phone.

(Nobody can accuse me of sexism as this stereotypes both sexes equally)
*MikeP  21-Mar-2008 23:56

 
It has been reckoned that the only way to tell the difference between two goldfish is to take note of the number of times they open their mouths, the female always comes first..
*handyman  21-Mar-2008 22:39

 
And the moral of the story is...
"Engage brain before putting mouth into gear ":o)
*TaffyQuad  15-Dec-2007 01:54


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