I hate cutting the grass
02-September-2010
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I like the summer months because I enjoy the sunshine and nice weather, but one thing I can't stand, is getting the lawn mower out to cut the grass every other weekend.  I simply cringe when it's that time again!

Getting the lawnmower out to cut the grass

Cutting the grass has definitely got to be my worst nightmare because the damn stuff just grows so quickly.  You get the lawnmower out on a Saturday morning along with all the other sad suburban people.  You walk up and down for half an hour with this thing chewing up the turf, punctuated with little diversions as you come across a stone you didn't spot earlier, or to change yet another blade!  If you're lucky enough to own the model with a grass, collection box, then you may make several trips to empty it.

They're never quite big enough are they?  If you have the basic lawnmower then there's a bit of raking to do afterwards.  I think that lawn maintenance is really a load of hassle that a person could well do without on a day of work that is supposed to be for rest and relaxation.

I know some people love gardening and can potter around for hours out there weeding, cutting, clipping, digging and doing all sorts of green things.  It's not for me though, I'd rather be doing something more interesting.  However, you can't escape it because it wouldn't do to let the grass grow would it?  What would the neighbours say?  There would be complaints to the council about that jungle next door.  Don't get me wrong, I actually enjoy having a cut lawn and wouldn't really want to let it go wild; its just that I hate having to cut it all the time and I can't afford to buy a remote control lawnmower.  That would be nice though...  So much better than the Astro-Turf solution!  Mind you, I think maybe my next door neighbour has the right solution, he gets his kid to do it!

On the subject of lawnmowers, what's up with the rubbish they make these days?  You either get the thirty to forty quid hover power thing that eats up blades like they are going out of fashion, or you fork out for an expensive petrol one that does lovely stripes but costs a fortune to service (apparently).  I can't really comment on the latter because I've never owned one.  However, a friend of mine had one and it cost a small fortune to have it repaired and serviced.  He said that it would have been cheaper to buy a new one.


Cutting the grass and lawnmowers

How high to cut the grass
Some general information about lawnmowers and grass cutting, specifically how high to cut the grass in this case.

Robotic Lawnmower
Oh this is just about as cool as it gets, a robotic lawnmower that takes all the effort out of cutting the grass. I have just got to get myself one of these toys!

Genetically engineered grass
How about some slow growing grass so you don't have to cut it so often? This is a thought provoking article about this very concept. Wouldn't it be great if you only had to cut the grass once a year?

Artificial grass
Okay, so you REALLY can't be bothered cutting the grasss so why not just replace it with artificial grass that you never need to mow? This site offers a range of artificial grass from 0.5sqm to 1000sqm with next day delivery. What ever happened to Astro Turf anyway? You can find out all about that on this site as well.


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Are you dead fat ? Just wondered if that was the real problem.....
*Ash  31-May-2010 18:54

 
Why get upset over it. Hey, right now I am livng alone with my young boys. I have been outside for over 2 hours trying to cut my lawn when it is in the 90's and stinking hot and humid. I'm not complaining, just ready to pass out from this. Get over it everyone or get someone to do it for you. I can't afford it or I would.
*too hot in florida  21-Aug-2009 16:32

 
My problem is not with cutting the grass, but with my wife cutting the cheese. That woman can fart a storm, let me tell you.
*cut  16-Jul-2009 04:38

 
If thought of getting some F*****G sheep on the lawn LOL
*Frannie  27-Jun-2009 05:06

 
Lawns are quality, do you ever read and then think a little before opening your trap? Nope? I thought not. See the big thing at the top of the page. Weekly Gripe, hence have a moan if you want to - it's okay to moan here. Idiot.
*Connor  09-Jun-2009 14:46

 
Ever thought of getting a patio, getting a life, and stop moaning to strangers over the internet?
*lawns are quality  09-Jun-2009 14:12

 
I agree with the latter! DIE LAWNS!! >:( I cut my lawn today and it was so hot and all that stuff! I was suffering greatly. Robotic lawnmowers are the way ;)
*Angry Dreenan Resident  29-May-2009 22:10

 
All lawns shoud burn in a massive fire. I hate cutting the lawns. Bad lawns and crappy lawnsmowers!! DIE LAWNS DIE!!
*Angry Goland Resident  29-May-2009 22:05

 
Get your partner to do it. Is it such a challenge to you that you have to post it as a gripe?

Tell me, what do you do if you want a sh*t?

I'll write what I think, I think you are a thief, an oxygen thief! You are depriving some needy human being of good oxygen.

Go take yer head for a sh*t, lazy b$%^&*d.
*Johna  09-Nov-2007 19:21

 
Why do you do it, get the old "ball and chain" on the job!
*Monty  09-Nov-2007 12:39

 
Water the grass with wiskey. At least then it will come up half cut
*leomonkey  05-Mar-2007 15:06

 
I hate cutting the grass too and avoid the lawnmower like the plague. I do like to sit in a nice garden, but I find mowing quite frustrating. It's probably because I leave it too long, but by the time I get home from work on those summer evenings I'm too tired to go out and cut the grass. At the weekend I've always got other things to do like spending time with the family or getting out and about and when I do decide to do it, it rains of course.

I might look at these robotic mowers. They look like fun - assuming the actually work okay and get the job done that is.
*Matt  20-Feb-2007 11:20


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